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  • #826
    Originally posted by aargee View Post
    Absolutely; here's your support, go through patiently; after understanding this, I always win by flipping out

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    very nicely depicted in a flow diagram RG
    got to know one thing clearly, if you want your wife to treat you well then apologize to her the whole time and thats pretty easy

    The Dream come true


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    • #827
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      Employer's reply......


      Dear Peggy,

      It's OK honey, we've got spell check.....

      Welcome onboard!!

      The Dream come true


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      • #828
        Originally posted by Praj zm View Post
        if you want your wife to treat you well then apologize to her the whole time and thats pretty easy
        I think Men still have a choice, masturbate or flipout; didn't see the flowchart ?
        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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        • #829
          Originally posted by aargee View Post
          I think Men still have a choice, masturbate or flipout; didn't see the flowchart ?
          saw but still in the understanding process, may be it is very complicated for me

          The Dream come true


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          • #830
            Originally posted by Praj zm View Post
            saw but still in the understanding process, may be it is very complicated for me
            Get married, argue with your Wife, you can write theories on "complications"
            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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            • #831
              It's not just Husbands are troubled, here's one such example, especially when the Women grow up & get old, you should be more than quadruple or even more cautious...

              A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

              'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'

              'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!' and she proceeded to close the door.

              Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'

              And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'

              The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a fork, because they cut off my electricity this morning.'
              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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              • #832
                Wopan Gandhiji style!

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                Cheers!
                VJ
                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                The girl said, 'NO!'


                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                THE END

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                • #833
                  No matter what, natural elevation is far better than man-made elevation!

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                  Cheers!
                  VJ
                  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                  The girl said, 'NO!'


                  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                  THE END

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                  • #834
                    Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                    Wopan Gandhiji style!

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                    Cheers!
                    VJ
                    Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                    No matter what, natural elevation is far better than man-made elevation!

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                    Cheers!
                    VJ

                    good morning sir, these two are hilariously rolling high ............. you made my morning
                    Last edited by xpranav; 03-15-2013, 10:04 AM.
                    Warm Regards,
                    Pranav


                    Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
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                    • #835

                      The Dream come true


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                      • #836
                        Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.

                        When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there"

                        Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed, "Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you"

                        Shortly after that, Joe passes on.

                        At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Mike--Mike"

                        "Who is it?", asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

                        "Mike--it's me, Joe"

                        "You're not Joe. Joe just died."

                        "I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."

                        "Joe! Where are you?"

                        "In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

                        "Tell me the good news first," says Mike.

                        "The good news," Joe says,"is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired"

                        "That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?"

                        "You're in the team for this Saturday's match !!!"
                        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                        • #837
                          Droopy is always a wise guy!

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                          Cheers!
                          VJ
                          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                          The girl said, 'NO!'


                          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                          THE END

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                          • #838
                            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            • #839
                              ^^ ayyo ayyo!
                              Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                              The girl said, 'NO!'


                              And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                              THE END

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                              • #840
                                Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                                No matter what, natural elevation is far better than man-made elevation!

                                Cheers!
                                VJ
                                While Nature has many variables which makes it unique and inspiring(keeps you guessing), man made is always about individual perception and independent execution..
                                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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