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  • The third photo of superstar kickass dude.

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    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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    • What the Hell Man? No! I am HANU-MAN!


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      Cheers!
      VJ
      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
      The girl said, 'NO!'


      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


      THE END

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      • Gujarati Funeral .....
        Excellent one...
        A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US .
        It was sent by one of the daughters.
        The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a
        letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:
        "Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,
        I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT.
        Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese,
        10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide
        these among all of you. On Ba's feet youwill find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of
        shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons.
        Hope the sizes are correct. Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just distribute the rest among
        yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.
        Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please
        take them off her..
        The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.
        Please distribute all these fairly.
        Love Smita.
        PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too
        well nowadays......
        RX100 1996 | Karizma 2004 | Karizma-R 2011 | RXZ 1999 | RX 135 1998 | RX 100 1993 | CBF150 2005 - 2011

        2012 - Meghamalai | Kuttralam | 2011 Ooty | Munnar | 2010 Point Calimere | Horsley Hills | Yercaud

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        • First Aid.

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          Cheers!
          VJ
          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
          The girl said, 'NO!'


          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


          THE END

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          • A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION


            The wife came home from work early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman

            Understandably, she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!", she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

            Her husband replied, "Hang on just a minute love, I can explain what happened."

            "You can try", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"


            And the husband began -

            Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless; that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the soup I made for you last night, the soup that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.

            The poor thing devoured three bowls in moments.

            Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste.

            I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donate those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair.

            Then he took a quick breath and pressed on - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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            • From the CBR 250R thread.

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              Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
              Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

              Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
              Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
              ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
              P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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                who wants to ride this ???
                Pulsar 200NS parts list
                https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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                  Cheers!
                  VJ
                  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                  The girl said, 'NO!'


                  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                  THE END

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                  • Seems legit

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                    Cheers!
                    VJ
                    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                    The girl said, 'NO!'


                    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                    THE END

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                    • Originally posted by mayank.travadi View Post
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                      who wants to ride this ???
                      6 cylinder, air cooled on a bicycle frame!!!!!! How would you ride it??How would it handle?? How would you brake with those cycle brakes??
                      HH Dawn - TVS Star City - Yamaha Gladiator - TVS RTR 180 - Honda CBR 250R - Yamaha R3

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                      • Originally posted by mayank.travadi View Post
                        [ATTACH=CONFIG]97151[/ATTACH]
                        who wants to ride this ???
                        I'd like to; it looks like AC engine of CBX1000
                        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                        • A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

                          Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity"

                          Young cock : "What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired"

                          Old cock : "Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?"

                          Young cock : "No! Not even one, all of them will be mine"

                          Old cock : "In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I loose you will have all.
                          Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?"

                          Old cock: "50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters"

                          Young cock : "No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning"

                          Confidently, the next morning, Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.

                          Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock's back in a matter of seconds.

                          Suddenly, Bang! ...... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Hell! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week!"
                          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                          • Originally posted by sambit View Post
                            6 cylinder, air cooled on a bicycle frame!!!!!! How would you ride it??How would it handle?? How would you brake with those cycle brakes??
                            Cause i don't think it has fuel tank to start , but something like pedal disc on other side , so it that just a cycle or the engine starts ?

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                            • i dont think the engine is mounted on the bicyle frame...i think the bicycle frame has been mounted on the engine :P

                              that does look like the cbx1000 engine...and now that i say the cbx1000 pics...the bike looks so small but the engine looks huge so i think a cycle frame can handle it :P
                              Pulsar 200NS parts list
                              https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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                              • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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