Hahaha psr ji. Yes, but there are two sprayers at the front O-O . Perhaps, a little pressure on them would ease the pressure build up, what say. ROFL!

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VJ

Dear god. All I want for Christmas is.... that big, sweet.......doggy!



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Here is one of internet's popular image on Air Bags...

RIP Oxford English dictionary ...

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Hillarious....I am going to borrow and post this elsewhere.....

My wife is a strong believer of VASTU SASHTRA......... whenever we have a fight she lifts a VASTU and uses it as a SASHTRA!!!!

A Nano breaks down on a roadside.

A kind BMW 750 stops to help the driver; "I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"


They start up slowly but a only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km an hour!

The BMW driver forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche.

Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap the cop radios the HQ:

"You won't believe I have seen a BMW & a Porsche racing past 170 km an hour with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to overtake"

Mr. Bean v/s Einstein:
.
.
Einstein & Mr.Bean sitting next to
each other on a long flight..
Einstein says,"Let's play a game.. I
will
ask you a question,if you don't
know
the answer,you pay me only $5 and
if I
don't know the answer,I will pay you
$500.."
Einstein asks the first question:
What's the distance from the Earth
to
the Moon..?
Mr.Bean doesn't say a word,reaches
his pocket,pulls out a $5..
Now,it's Mr.Bean's turn..
He asks Einstein: What goes up a
hill
with 3 legs and comes down on 4
legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks
all
his smart friends.. After an hour he
gives Mr.Bean $500..
Einstein going nuts and asks: Well,so
what goes up a hill with three legs
and comes down with four..?
Mr.Bean reaches his pocket and
gives
Einstein 5$

A guy sits in a taxi and sees his wife entering a hotel withanother man, and tells the driver.Do you want to Earn $500 right away ?,,,,The driver excitedly said what do I have to do ?..Bring my wife by the hair out ofthat hotel, here's a picture of her.After a while the driver is seendragging a woman by the hair,while kicking and beating her andputs her in the Taxi.and the husband says to him,"This is not my wife"the driverreplied " Nooooo , this is mine, hold her for me.I'm going for yours"!

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."


One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."



An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The frog speaks up again and says, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it and returns it to the pocket.

The frog then cries out, "If you kiss me and turn me back, I'll do whatever you say!"

Again the engineer takes the frog out, smiles at it and puts it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asks, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for a month and do whatever you say. What more do you want?"

The engineer says, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"





Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: "Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you."

The man stopped; a big brick fell in front of him. The astonished man continued walking to the cross walk.

The voice shouted, "Stop! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and you will die."

The man stood still; a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "Where the hell were you when I got married last week?"

A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom's best friend takes him aside and asks what's wrong.

"Well," replies the man, "when we finished making love on the first night, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."

"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," says his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough. She can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years."

"That's not the problem, " the groom says. "She gave me $20 change!"


Doctor, my husband is 300% impotent.

"I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?"

"Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger."



A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband's best friend.

They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:

"Hello? Oh, hi... I'm so glad that you called... Really? That's wonderful... Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time... Oh, that sounds terrific... Love you, too. OK. Bye-bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

"Oh," she replies, "That was my husband telling me about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."