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Ha ha I get this a lot. I shift down and zoom!
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Ha ha I get this a lot. I shift down and zoom!
Courtesy:FacebookTour De Thekkady
The Return of the KB
The Run-in Adventure
150cc doing 100+ is great!
100cc doing 100+ is awesome!!
150cc cornering like hell is great!
100cc cornering like hell is awesome!!
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A Man goes to Five Star Hotel....
Courtesy: FacebookTour De Thekkady
The Return of the KB
The Run-in Adventure
150cc doing 100+ is great!
100cc doing 100+ is awesome!!
150cc cornering like hell is great!
100cc cornering like hell is awesome!!
THAT'S WHY I RIDE A RTZ!!Comment
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no words for an act as holy as this
Warm Regards,
Pranav
Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
Spot me covered in:
Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus
Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 ModificationComment
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A vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at the door. . A lady opened it. Before she could speak, . the salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet. Salesman: Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in nxt 3 mins with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shit! Lady: Do u need Chilli Sauce with that? Salesman:???!! Lady: Because there's no electricty in the house. MORAL: Over smartness in INDIA can be deadly :PComment
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Just in: Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were
having coffee in St. Peter's Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest. When he walks into
a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps,
"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a
room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says,
"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
everyone bows their head and says 'Your
Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,
"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a
room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her
coffee in silence, the four men give her a
subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies,
"I have a daughter,
SLIM
TALL
38D BREASTS
24"WAIST and
36"HIPS.
When she walks into a room, people say,
"Jesus Christ"
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Teacher: Which body part can expand 5 times its normal size?? Girl: I can't answer this question... I feel shy. Teacher asked the same question to a boy. Boy: Pupil of the human eye. Teacher: correct.... Then the boy turned to the girl & said: Listen Baby, not only the answer you are thinking is wrong but also your expectations are too high.......KTM RC390 - Current
Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
Hero Hunk - Sold
An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.
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Delhi to Mana - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...xperience.html
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I almost fell of the chair lol at this...
Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another dayComment
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Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE ENDComment
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eating or sucking ..... ??Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post[ATTACH=CONFIG]98682[/ATTACH]Cheers! VJComment
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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'
She rubbed baby oil all over him, and then dusted him with talcum powder.
'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.'
'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.
'Oh it's a statue.' she replied. 'The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too.'
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
'Here,' he said to the statue, 'have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing.'Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another dayComment
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sir ji ........... chill maaroOriginally posted by princesirohi View Post ............. i think we are on a public forum 
Warm Regards,
Pranav
Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
Spot me covered in:
Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus
Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 ModificationComment
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Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another dayComment
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Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."Priest : "What have you done my child?"Girl : "I called a man a son of a *****."Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a*****?"Girl : "Because he touched my hand."Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)Girl : "Yes father."Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a sonof a *****."Girl : "Then he touched my breast."Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)Girl : "Yes father."Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a*****."Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off herclothes)Girl : "Yes father."Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a*****."Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what intomy you know where."Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you knowwhat into her you know where)Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YESFATHER!!!"(after a few minutes)Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a*****."Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!"Priest : "THAT SON OF A *****!!!"
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A boy & girl go 4 shoping.Girl- (jokingly)- u hve nothing in ur head den y r u buying a helmet?Boy- Yesterday u purchsed a bra, did i ask u anything..? .Woman: I had Sex wid only 4 boyz in my entire life & U had it wid 16 Girls, still, Everybody Calls me a SLUT&Cal u a REAL MAN,A Winner..Why?Man: It's because,when a Lock is Opened by many Keys,it Becomes a BAD LOCK.But when a Key Opens many Locks,it becomes a MASTER KEY..;-);-) ;-)
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LOL! Dish karo, Wish Karo!
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE ENDComment
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