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**xpranav** · 04-10-2013, 02:13 AM

Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post

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Cheers!
VJ

Sir ....... looks like you are on a roll with utter dedication

**aargee** · 04-10-2013, 08:52 AM

Finally someone speaks truth; I hope Ranga Reddy gaaru is alive & kicking

**aargee** · 04-10-2013, 08:57 AM

So, that wasn't it; looks like there's one more...

**aargee** · 04-10-2013, 09:02 AM

Wah, so this is the reason we're turning this actor obsessed country into junk yard!!

**aargee** · 04-10-2013, 09:05 AM

I want to visit Guru Prakash jee (like Joint Entrance Exam???)

Ask why only ladies get lover AND Husband at door steps? I need a Wife & Lover at my door steps (don't mind paying more for additional lovers)
Hate will be changed to love? Wow...I wish he cast his magic on all the 1.3 billion people over madam je; want to see how we will all start loving her
Also want to clarify what is "Absence of Children or die"? Is it die trying for one

?

**aargee** · 04-10-2013, 09:19 AM

Sometimes Truth is hidden, we need to understand the real moral behind the stories...

**psr** · 04-10-2013, 10:33 AM

Aargee , your posts have hurt me physically....I had fallen off my chair while reading them ROFL..

I am going to steal most of them and post elsewhere.....

Thank you for the most enjoyable howlers from you...

**aargee** · 04-10-2013, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by psr View Post

Aargee , your posts have hurt me physically....I had fallen off my chair while reading them ROFL..

I am going to steal most of them and post elsewhere.....

Thank you for the most enjoyable howlers from you...

Sir... honored by your words; real Thanks & the credit goes to you to have started this entire thread. I'm a mortal contributor trying to live up to the standards & purpose of this thread it was made for. Nothing is copyrighted & feel more than free to distribute anywhere Ji (not JEE hehe)

**aargee** · 04-10-2013, 03:57 PM

Yeah!!! Mission 2014...

**aargee** · 04-10-2013, 04:05 PM

When Wife agrees with you???

When Wife agrees with you, would you be happy? Read on...

Husband (in anger) : Your Dad is the biggest fool living on this planet!
Wife (calmly) : Yeah true; I knew this a decade ago
Husband (surprised) : A decade ago? How come?
Wife (calmly) : Wouldn't you know? He got me married to you

**B7ACKTHORN** · 04-10-2013, 06:08 PM

Definitions of Designations:

PROJECT MANAGER is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

CONSULTANT is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

SITE ENGINEER is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

CLIENT is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

MARKETING MANAGER is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

RESOURCE OPTIMIZATION Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

DOCUMENTATION Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

QUALITY AUDITOR is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

THIRD PARTY AUDITOR is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

HR MANAGER is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!! :-)

Cheers!
VJ

**aargee** · 04-10-2013, 07:35 PM

**aargee** · 04-10-2013, 08:49 PM

Rahul Gandhi walks into ICICI Bank to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, would you please cash this cheque for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

Rahul Gandhi: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Vice President of the Congress Party. future indian PM.

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Rahul Gandhi: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry sir but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Rahul Gandhi: "I am urging you, please, to cash this cheque."

Cashier: "Look Sir here is an example of what we can do. One day, Sachin Tendulkar came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Sachin he pulled out his bat and made a beautiful shot across the bank. With that shot we knew him to be Sachin and cashed his cheque."

"Another time, Mahesh Bhupati came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque.

So, sir what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, future indian PM, Rahul Gandhi?"

Rahul Gandhi stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says:
"Honestly, my mind is a total blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do; I just don't have a clue".

Cashier: "Sir Do you need 500 Rs note or 1000 Rs note?

**B7ACKTHORN** · 04-11-2013, 12:12 AM

EYE CONTACT - YOU WILL NOT MAKE IT!

Cheers!
VJ

**harishkumarko** · 04-11-2013, 10:09 AM

Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post

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Cheers!
VJ

I think I see two big islands

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