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  • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    • An old joke, but still brings a smile...

      Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
      Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
      ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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      • Warning to teachers - do not commit before asking the question...

        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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          Cheers!
          VJ
          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
          The girl said, 'NO!'


          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


          THE END

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          • Women's questions are very provocative, better keep silence...

            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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            • Originally posted by aargee View Post
              I'd like to; it looks like AC engine of CBX1000
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              Mother of Bikes!!
              Life Motto: live, love, laugh... but when all goes wrong:ready, aim, FIRE!!...


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              • Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                The girl said, 'NO!'


                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                THE END

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                • Olympic condoms?What makes them so special?There are three colorsGold, Silver and Bronze.What color are you going to wear tonight?Gold of course
                  Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                  Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                  ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                  • Those bloody Americans. Always proud of what they do.

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                    Cheers!
                    VJ
                    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                    The girl said, 'NO!'


                    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                    THE END

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                    • Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                      Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                      ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                      • I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,Very goodI sold magazines,I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.Very good, Jenny$2,467$2,467!What in the world were you selling?ToothbrushesToothbrushesHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?I found the busiest corner in town,It is shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?
                        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                          • A mother had 3 daughters. They were allgetting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about howtheir love lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a post card from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital s*x felt.The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but ''Nescafe.'' Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafejar. It said: ''Good till the last drop.'' Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.The second girl sent the card from Vermont aweek after the wedding, and the card read:''Benson & Hedges.'' Mom knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: ''Extra Long.King Size.'' She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing.Another week went by, and still nothing. Thenafter a whole month, a card finally arrived.Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: ''British Airways.'' Mom took outher latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: ''Three times a day, seven days a week,both ways.'' Mom fainted.
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                            • Found this in my office parking lot! This guy must be one big Android fan!

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                              • ^^ wonder why no daughter loved the BMW tagline. Sheer. Driving. Pleasure.

                                Cheers!
                                VJ

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                                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                                The girl said, 'NO!'


                                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                                THE END

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