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  • Typical days at office...

    New ideas...


    Friday dressing by Jockey


    This guy has some mental problems...


    No Escape!!!


    Typical days...


    Why should you keep changing your job often?
    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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    • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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      • ^^^ And Sir...for people with open mind, I believe there're only 2 sides...
        Your side & the right side Am I right?
        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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        • Last edited by psr; 12-05-2012, 11:47 PM.
          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            • Originally posted by aargee View Post
              ^^^ And Sir...for people with open mind, I believe there're only 2 sides...
              Your side & the right side Am I right?
              Yes MY RIGHT side
              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              • Originally posted by psr View Post
                I.T Techie to his Wife:

                I
                f I were a painter......

                you would be my painting,



                if i were an author.....

                ! you would be my story,


                if i were a poet.....

                you would be my poem,



                BUT

                I'm a Programmer...






                and you are my BUG


                Originally posted by aargee View Post






                Innocent dreams






                This is REAL KOLAVERI



                Another one dedicated to PSR Ji to demonstrate another face of education system



                Fun in Prison



                Innocent questions
                Excellent one, simply excellent one.

                Cheers!
                VJ
                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                The girl said, 'NO!'


                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                THE END

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                • Originally posted by psr View Post
                  Yes MY RIGHT side
                  Our side

                  Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                  Excellent one, simply excellent one.
                  Thanks, but pls don't quote the entire post next time

                  BTW, let's play some word games...
                  Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                  Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                  ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                  • Some random jokes...











                    This one made my day; ROTFL
                    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                    • Stories of the open road...........

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                      • There once was a beautiful Maiden Named Leila, and every man in the city wanted desperately to marry her.....Many were so smitten with her, that there would be a crowd outside her house , and the Local Police had a tough time keeping control...Over time many went mad , since the Girl left them on hooks of despair .
                        A Minister from church having heard of this from a neighboring city wanted to see first hand and made a visit to the city where Leila lived. He was first taken to the Mental Asylum to meet the many unfortunate souls. as he entered, he saw a man in tattered clothes crying out Leila's name..The Doctor explained, that the guy had gone nuts thinking of her..

                        In the next corridor he found many on the floor ranting her name...and the minister said," Yes yes i know these men are the jilted lovers of Leila"..

                        He was then taken to a special ward for Aggressive and more mentally ill patient, and saw a Man crying Leila's name.

                        The minster quickly retorted," Yes I know he is another one who was in Love with her and so had gone mad"...

                        The Doctor replied," No sir, this one actually Married Her"
                        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        • Awesome joke if you understand...

                          Going forward, I'm going to smile every time I see a credit card

                          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                          • ROTFL couldn't help sharing...

                            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            • Haha, sure, aargee, I just was lazy to delete the entire photo set, plus it was awesome reading those.

                              Cheers!
                              VJ
                              Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                              The girl said, 'NO!'


                              And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                              THE END

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                              • One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified.
                                On the next Railway station the driver was caught: He was questioned how the incident happened.
                                He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc.
                                Then authorities questioned : Are you mad! just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger. You should have overran that person.
                                The driver replied: “Exactly, that is what I also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.”
                                ---
                                A man walked into a bank, got in line and when it was his turn he pulled out a gun and robs the bank.
                                But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did you see me Rob this Bank?”
                                The customer replies, “Well, yes!”
                                The bank robber raises his gun, points it at his head and shoots him.
                                He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man, “DID … YOU … SEE … ME … ROB… THIS… BANK?”
                                The man calmly responds, “No, but my wife did.”
                                --
                                A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.
                                Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”.
                                He then taped it to his office door.
                                Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. “Your wife called, She wants her sign back!”
                                --
                                An Arabian was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.
                                Consul : What is your name?
                                Arab : Abdul Aziz
                                Consul : Sex?
                                Arab : Six to ten times a week
                                councilor
                                Consul : I mean, male or female?
                                Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels
                                Consul : Holy cow!
                                Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
                                Consul : Man,…isn’t it hostile?
                                Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style
                                Consul : Oh…dear!
                                Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
                                --
                                Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment.
                                “I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.”
                                Telephone call
                                Peter said, “But I could be dead by then!”
                                Receptionist replied, “No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment.
                                --
                                A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
                                The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?”
                                “No, I had to stop drinking years ago?”, the homeless woman replied.
                                “Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” the woman asked “No, I don’t waste time shopping?”, the homeless woman said.
                                “I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”
                                “Will you spend this at a beauty salon instead of food?” the woman asked. “Are you NUTS?” replied the homeless woman. “I haven’t had my hair done in 20 years!”
                                “Well,” said the woman, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.
                                The homeless woman was astounded. “Won’t your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”
                                The woman replied, “That’s Okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine.
                                --
                                A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
                                Looking up, he asks the Lord: “God, what does a million years mean to you?”
                                The Lord replies: “A second.”
                                The man asks: “And what does a million dollars mean to you?”
                                The Lord replies: “A penny.”
                                The man asks: “Can I have a penny?”
                                The Lord replies: “Wait a second.”
                                --
                                A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped Centimeters from a shop window.
                                For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!“
                                The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”
                                The driver replied, “Its OK, thats not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.”
                                --
                                IN PRISON
                                You spend the majority of
                                your time in an 8′X10′ cell.

                                AT WORK
                                You spend most of your
                                time in a 6′X8′ cubic..

                                The Dream come true


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