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This is another nut job republican senator named larry craig who said a lot of bad stuff about clinton during that scandal...he turned out to be a gay after trying to hit on a under cover police officer in some airport bathroom got himself arrested for it :
just watching this video is enough
Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) Chastises Bill Clinton - YouTube
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In a Grammar class...
Teacher: "HE does not like girls "What is 'HE' in this sentence. . ??
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Students: He is Gay. . . . !!
Teacher: Where is your maths homework?
Student: It committed suicide, it had too many problems
Father: A bird told me you are doing drugs.....
Son: You're talking with birds and I'm the one doing drugs?Last edited by aargee; 12-02-2012, 12:01 PM.Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
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Some old men can still think fast
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
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This is some really crazy stuff by an american politician ...her name is christinie odonnell she is a tea party favourite ..even ran for the senate and a strong supporter of sarah palin "
this she said on live TV :
she is very famous for running Ads saying she is not a witch :
Christine O'Donnell ad - YouTube
This is her on old bill mahers show ...this is the best youtube clip on any politician... period lol :
Real Time With Bill Maher: Craziest Christine O'Donnell Clip Yet! (HBO) - YouTube
First time i saw this i laughed so hard i couldnt stop .Last edited by sarbanoxley; 12-03-2012, 03:50 PM.
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^^^ ROTFL
Glad she wasn't allowed to say...
American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with brains with fully functioning human mice
That would've shaken entire men in America LolLast edited by aargee; 12-03-2012, 04:00 PM.Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
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Originally posted by aargee View Post^^^ ROTFL
Glad she wasn't allowed to say...
American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with brains with fully functioning human mice
That would've shaken entire men in America Lol
she also said condoms are the reason for spreading AIDS and the vending machines should be removed as they are phonographic ...she also said on TV that AIDS funding should be cut and cancer is "an act of god"
anyway something closer to home :
only 4 hrs maybe 5 hrs of power during day in my village...stil a lot better than down south...they have only 1-2 hr power .Last edited by sarbanoxley; 12-03-2012, 04:40 PM.
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[IMG]http://s4.favim.com/orig/50/*****y-joke-rude-school-text-Favim.com-453835.jpg[/IMG]
Last edited by aargee; 12-03-2012, 09:53 PM.Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
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This one deserves a separate post as this is outstanding innocence
Bet this one bought atleast a little smileLast edited by aargee; 12-03-2012, 09:52 PM.Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
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For the movie freaks...
Teacher/Student/Classroom joke
Special discount for FB addicts...
Men is what we are...
Uh!!! ho!!!
Last edited by aargee; 12-03-2012, 10:20 PM.Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
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Sure to make you smile...
If you lost your girlfriend at a party, the fastest way to find her is talk to another girl
A man married his 'Secretary' thinking she will continue obeying his orders.....the rest as they say is history
I hate people who say 'Age is just a number' — Age is clearly a word
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Apple 5 = Rs. 45000Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
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Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...
Originally posted by Da1AnOnlyHermitI am willing as long as the valves are. I mean the new ones.
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