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    • This is another nut job republican senator named larry craig who said a lot of bad stuff about clinton during that scandal...he turned out to be a gay after trying to hit on a under cover police officer in some airport bathroom got himself arrested for it :

      just watching this video is enough

      Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) Chastises Bill Clinton - YouTube
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      Awesome indian military

      India is as much a country as the Equator - Sir Winston Churchill

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      • In a Grammar class...
        Teacher: "HE does not like girls "What is 'HE' in this sentence. . ??
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        Students: He is Gay. . . . !!


        Teacher: Where is your maths homework?
        Student: It committed suicide, it had too many problems


        Father: A bird told me you are doing drugs.....
        Son: You're talking with birds and I'm the one doing drugs?
        Last edited by aargee; 12-02-2012, 12:01 PM.
        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
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        • Some old men can still think fast

          An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.


          He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.


          One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.


          He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.


          As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.


          As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.


          He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.


          One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'


          The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'


          Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'
          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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          • How much effort to turn a page - But, what a talent.

            LiveLeak.com - Epic Way to turn a page.

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            • Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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              • This is some really crazy stuff by an american politician ...her name is christinie odonnell she is a tea party favourite ..even ran for the senate and a strong supporter of sarah palin "



                this she said on live TV :



                she is very famous for running Ads saying she is not a witch :

                Christine O'Donnell ad - YouTube

                This is her on old bill mahers show ...this is the best youtube clip on any politician... period lol :

                Real Time With Bill Maher: Craziest Christine O'Donnell Clip Yet! (HBO) - YouTube

                First time i saw this i laughed so hard i couldnt stop .
                Last edited by sarbanoxley; 12-03-2012, 03:50 PM.
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                • ^^^ ROTFL
                  Glad she wasn't allowed to say...

                  American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with brains with fully functioning human mice

                  That would've shaken entire men in America Lol
                  Last edited by aargee; 12-03-2012, 04:00 PM.
                  Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                  Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                  ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                  • Originally posted by aargee View Post
                    ^^^ ROTFL
                    Glad she wasn't allowed to say...

                    American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with brains with fully functioning human mice

                    That would've shaken entire men in America Lol
                    Hhaha all republicans are mentally challenged in some way

                    she also said condoms are the reason for spreading AIDS and the vending machines should be removed as they are phonographic ...she also said on TV that AIDS funding should be cut and cancer is "an act of god"

                    anyway something closer to home :



                    only 4 hrs maybe 5 hrs of power during day in my village...stil a lot better than down south...they have only 1-2 hr power .
                    Last edited by sarbanoxley; 12-03-2012, 04:40 PM.
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                    • [IMG]http://s4.favim.com/orig/50/*****y-joke-rude-school-text-Favim.com-453835.jpg[/IMG]

                      Last edited by aargee; 12-03-2012, 09:53 PM.
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                      Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                      ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                      • This one deserves a separate post as this is outstanding innocence



                        Bet this one bought atleast a little smile
                        Last edited by aargee; 12-03-2012, 09:52 PM.
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                        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                        • For the movie freaks...


                          Teacher/Student/Classroom joke










                          Special discount for FB addicts...



                          Men is what we are...



                          Uh!!! ho!!!
                          Last edited by aargee; 12-03-2012, 10:20 PM.
                          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                          • Sure to make you smile...


                            If you lost your girlfriend at a party, the fastest way to find her is talk to another girl


                            A man married his 'Secretary' thinking she will continue obeying his orders.....the rest as they say is history


                            I hate people who say 'Age is just a number' — Age is clearly a word

                            5 Apple = Rs. 45
                            Apple 5 = Rs. 45000
                            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Originally posted by Da1AnOnlyHermit
                              I am willing as long as the valves are. I mean the new ones.
                              Glass Wall Clock Tower, Lake City of London and the family and friends and colleagues

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                              • Ah hummmm no, That is not even close to a joke

                                See you just lost the plot!

                                Are you trying to say that 5 apples are equal to apple 5? ( now that is a joke)

                                Are you gonna try spoofing a MAc?> addy and all that?
                                "Does zebra have stripes?"

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