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  • #46
    A number of 12 year old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.


    Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.


    She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.


    To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled mop, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.


    Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror
    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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    • #47
      This morning, my sister asked for a slogan for road safety poster. And I said "speed kills but thrills" and family members gave me a look.. Then I realised what has happened. . But it ain't over yet. She again asked for a Hindi slogan.. I came out with "pulsar ho ya apache, gadi chalao bachake''
      http://www.facebook.com/ateesh.kumar

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      • #48
        Some funny signs...












        Mother of all...
        Last edited by aargee; 11-27-2012, 12:14 PM.
        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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        • #49
          Let's fuel up some jokes







          How to improve FE?
          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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          • #51
            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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            • #52
              My wife's a magician. She can turn anything into an argument


              My wife is always willing to listen to both sides of the argument- as long as it’s taking place in the next flat.


              A Husband and Wife Were Arguing. After Much Discussion, Wife Finally Said: Tell Me Dear, Do You Want To Win Or Do You Want To Be Happy? Argument Ended.

              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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              • #53
                This one has to be posted here!!!

                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                • #54
                  This is why i like mitt romney :



                  This he actually said on TV :

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                  Awesome indian military

                  India is as much a country as the Equator - Sir Winston Churchill

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                  • #55
                    Originally posted by sarbanoxley View Post
                    This is why i like mitt romney
                    Who is this guy? I only know Wash Mitt...
                    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                    • #56
                      Originally posted by aargee View Post
                      some funny signs...





                      onida ?????
                      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      • #57
                        The book "Understanding Women" has finally arrived in book stores............Order your copy today .

                        Here is Volume 1


                        Last edited by psr; 11-29-2012, 11:43 AM.
                        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        • #58
                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                          • #59
                            ^^^ Sir, personally, I don't like to see that fellow's picture here, even if it's a joke.
                            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            • #60
                              Originally posted by psr View Post
                              grandson : grandma, tell me a story
                              grandma: okay, In a village, there lived a swamiji
                              grandson: thu, dont tell me sex stories

                              The Dream come true


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