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  • This is a real video in Youtube- Interviews Gone wrong.

    It’s a western program for couples, where in they ask questions to one while the other one’s ear is stuffed, so that he/she do not hear what his/her partner answers to the questions. The same question will be asked to him/her later.

    So it goes like this.

    Question (a lady asking): When have you had sex last time?
    Husband: Uhm..yesterday.
    Question: With whom?
    Husband: my wife
    Question: Where?
    Husband: on the kitchen table

    Now, its his wife’s turn.

    Question: When have you had sex last time?
    Wife: (laughing and looking at her husband standing near) yesterday.
    Question: With whom?
    Wife: of course with my husband.
    Question: and Where?
    Wife: (reluctantly) No, I won’t tell.
    Husband: (interfering) Common you can tell it, I told it too.
    Wife: (after a pause) In my ass.
    All burst in laugh. Ha ha..

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    • Originally posted by krishnab4u View Post
      ....In my ass.
      All burst in laugh. Ha ha..
      Gross but really cracked me up!

      Cheers!
      VJ
      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
      The girl said, 'NO!'


      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


      THE END

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      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Real life incident from back when my friends and I were into a "chal kuch toofani karte hai" :

        We were at kohls park. We'd just finished with a sumptuous helping of chicken. We were all full and happy. We were underage, so we didn't have bikes on us. We were all waiting for a bus. An auto driver came up to us and asked if we needed transportation. We kindly refused but the man kept on insisting. I'm the short tempered guy in the gang and in an outburst of anger I said "yes, we do. Will you take us to linkin park?". The poor auto driver had never heard of such a place and looked back at me confused. Now, I hadn't intended it as a joke but my friends were all sniggering behind me. So I improvised and said " uncle it's the one near savage garden". Again the man was a little stunned.

        Then another friend piped up saying "atleast take us till soundgarden sir". With this the auto driver got fed up and said "you people go by bus only. Don't know from where you come!"

        It was one of the best practical jokes we played and till date laugh at every auto guy about it.

        Sent from my WT19i
        Don't matter what it is: Touring; Racing; Commuting. All I know is, I belong on the saddle.

        Rides : Honda CB Twister(Feb 2011 - Present) | TVS Apache RTR 180 ABS(Sept 2012 - May 2016) | Honda CBR250R C-ABS Repsol(March 2017 - Present)

        Break-in tension? Read this.

        Love camping and riding? Google - On Rustic Routes.

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        • Originally posted by madhav766 View Post
          Real life incident from back when my friends and I were into a "chal kuch toofani karte hai" :

          We were at kohls park. We'd just finished with a sumptuous helping of chicken. We were all full and happy. We were underage, so we didn't have bikes on us. We were all waiting for a bus. An auto driver came up to us and asked if we needed transportation. We kindly refused but the man kept on insisting. I'm the short tempered guy in the gang and in an outburst of anger I said "yes, we do. Will you take us to linkin park?". The poor auto driver had never heard of such a place and looked back at me confused. Now, I hadn't intended it as a joke but my friends were all sniggering behind me. So I improvised and said " uncle it's the one near savage garden". Again the man was a little stunned.

          Then another friend piped up saying "atleast take us till soundgarden sir". With this the auto driver got fed up and said "you people go by bus only. Don't know from where you come!"

          It was one of the best practical jokes we played and till date laugh at every auto guy about it.

          Sent from my WT19i

          LOL! Good thing you didn't bring, EMINEM into the equation, else it would be totally F***D up!

          Cheers!
          VJ
          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
          The girl said, 'NO!'


          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


          THE END

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          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            I'm sorry for the back to back post. But another small incident from my last birthday.

            I had turned 19 and as a ritual the members of my gang had to get me to drink alcohol without me getting to know. So we were all down on brigade road in a little pub. They succeeded and as per rules I had to down a couple of shots on the rock. I never drink. But I downed the shots anyway. Couple of hours later, when I was still a little buzzed in the head, we were all crossing the road. An auto driver walks up to us and talks to us in Hindi. For some reason it pissed me off. All he did was ask "sir auto mangta aapko". Before any of my friends could answer I said "Han bhaiyya mangta hai". Immediately he said "kaha jaana sir". And I politely replied "road cross madbeku macha, barthiya(I want to cross the road bro, wanna come)?" and ran for my life. Unfortunately I didn't have the pleasure of looking at his reaction, but I can say with pride - another rick-rider scorned successfully.

            Sent from my WT19i
            Don't matter what it is: Touring; Racing; Commuting. All I know is, I belong on the saddle.

            Rides : Honda CB Twister(Feb 2011 - Present) | TVS Apache RTR 180 ABS(Sept 2012 - May 2016) | Honda CBR250R C-ABS Repsol(March 2017 - Present)

            Break-in tension? Read this.

            Love camping and riding? Google - On Rustic Routes.

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            • Originally posted by madhav766 View Post
              I'm sorry for the back to back post. But another small incident from my last birthday.

              I had turned 19 and as a ritual the members of my gang had to get me to drink alcohol without me getting to know. So we were all down on brigade road in a little pub. They succeeded and as per rules I had to down a couple of shots on the rock. I never drink. But I downed the shots anyway. Couple of hours later, when I was still a little buzzed in the head, we were all crossing the road. An auto driver walks up to us and talks to us in Hindi. For some reason it pissed me off. All he did was ask "sir auto mangta aapko". Before any of my friends could answer I said "Han bhaiyya mangta hai". Immediately he said "kaha jaana sir". And I politely replied "road cross madbeku macha, barthiya(I want to cross the road bro, wanna come)?" and ran for my life. Unfortunately I didn't have the pleasure of looking at his reaction, but I can say with pride - another rick-rider scorned successfully.

              Sent from my WT19i
              ROFL!

              Cheers!
              VJ
              Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
              The girl said, 'NO!'


              And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


              THE END

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              • Similarly I had once asked a traffic police, if they accept credit cards! :-D he made a face as if he himself broke a law.

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                • Name of Gandhiji's Son..

                  Teacher: Name Gandhiji's Son..

                  Tamilian student: Dineshan !

                  Teacher: What Rubbish?

                  Tamilian student (yangrily): whadd rubbish?!! Phrom KG yonwards we have been dold daat "Gandhiji is THE FATHER OF DINESHAN!" ( the nation) .

                  Cheers!
                  VJ



                  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                  The girl said, 'NO!'


                  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                  THE END

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                  • Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
                    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                    • Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                      Name of...the nation) .
                      This joke gels good with Rajnikanth-Vijayakanth & it's quite obvious that the latter's "inglis" rocks!

                      Here's something on the same lines...
                      Vijayakanth : Dinner treat machi..come to Bobby Ganesan..
                      Rajinikanth : Come to what?
                      Vijayakanth : Bobby Ganesan da..
                      Rajinikanth : I dunno the place..I ll come to ur house..u take me there..
                      Vijayakanth : What da? u dunno Bobby Ganesan..ok come..
                      (goes to Vijayakanth's place and goes in his car to that place)
                      Rajinikanth : dai..it's not Bobby Ganesan..it's Barbeque Nation da..


                      Vijayakanth: Aey pulle, I have tickets 4 inglis movie, want to gum?
                      Girl: which one?
                      Vijayakanth: "Kaesaryil Oil"
                      Girl: Whaaaat? Show the tickets; faints; ticket reads "Casino Royale"
                      Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                      Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                      ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                      • Originally posted by madhav766 View Post
                        "road cross madbeku macha, barthiya
                        Sent from my WT19i
                        he would have never expected that coming
                        really good one

                        Originally posted by Traveller01 View Post
                        Similarly I had once asked a traffic police, if they accept credit cards! :-D he made a face as if he himself broke a law.
                        thats the reason both auto drivers and traffic police hate youths

                        The Dream come true


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                        • Originally posted by Praj zm View Post
                          he would have never expected that coming really good one thats the reason both auto drivers and traffic police hate youths
                          Sorry sir, but it was madhav766 who started first! :-D

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                          • @aargee: too good!
                            waiting for more jokes on the same genre
                            Apache 180

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                            • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                              • some SMS

                                #1
                                Father: Your teacher says she
                                finds itImpossible to teach you
                                anything!

                                Son:That`s why I say
                                she`s no good!

                                #2
                                Husband asks,Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
                                It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
                                WIFE says No,it means-With Idiot for Ever.

                                #3

                                Marriage:
                                It`s an agreement in which a
                                man loses his bachelor degree
                                and a woman gains her master

                                #4
                                Doc 2 Patient:The cheque which u gave me has returned back.
                                Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned bac

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