Do The DEW...

And Sir, you didn't like it (or what)

Liked the spontaneity..( " or what "??? )

Secret of Our Enegery

Sachin Tendulkar and Vinod Kambli have been very close friends since childhood. They used to do all things together, e.g., both started going to school together, both passed their SSC exams together (with identical marks), both started playing cricket together, both were selected to the Bombay Ranji cricket team together, both went to college together, and both ended up joining the Indian cricket team together. Finally, both got engaged (to different girls) together and both decided to get married on the same day.
After that, both their wives get pregnant on the same day and the doctor gives the same delivery date for both. On the delivery date, Kambli's wife gives birth to a boy while Sachin's wife gives birth to twins! Kambli gets confused. He goes to Sachin and says, "How come? We have been doing the same things all our life. How come I get a son and you get twins?" When Sachin replies, "Boost is the secret of my energy", Dhoni appears behind them and adds, "Our energy".

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. "You gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"


"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."


"How much do you charge?"


"A hundred dollars per visit."


"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.


Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.


"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."


"Is that so! How?"


"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

Example of Globalization

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an
- Egyptian boyfriend
- crashes in a French tunnel,
- driving a German car
- with a Dutch engine,
- driven by a Belgian who was drunk
- on Scottish whisky,
- followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
- on Japanese motorcycles;
- treated by an American doctor,
- using Brazilian medicines.
- This is sent to you by Indian,
- using Bill Gates 's technology,
- and you're probably reading this on your computer,
- that use Taiwanese chips,
- and a Korean monitor,
- assembled by Bangladeshi workers
- in a Singapore plant,
transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,
- hijacked by Indonesians,
- unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
- and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
- That, my friend, is Globalization!!!!

Indian Flavour

Dude that is faster than your ABS CBR...

@aman15 - Your post is more qualified here - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/coffee-l...-pictures.html

Wanna play?

It was recession time and a man who passed college with good grades ,could only get a job as a proof reader in a News Paper...
The Paper was run on shoe string budget and soon one after another the reporters started leaving due to poor and delayed
payment of salary..Soon, the proof reader had to go out into the streets and gather News for the Paper.
His reports were exhaustive, and the Editor had a tough time trimming and making it presentable.
He told the new reporter to keep the reports precise and short .
After many such warnings, one day in the night ,the proof reader was called by the editor to check on a report of commotion
in a Mental asylum...
The Editor warned the guy," Be cryptic to the point..if you send a big report again I will throw you out immediately,
Now go and find out what happened at the Mental Asylum".
The reporter went and found that in the scuffle at the Asylum, one of the mental patient had escaped and run into the street.
He followed the Patient in the direction given at the Asylum and came upon a crowd of people and an Ambulance on the road..
He found out that the Mental patient had attacked and raped a woman and had run away...
Remembering the Editor's warning , the reporter sent his report..." Nut Screws and Bolts."..

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