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  • #376
    Call sumary Analysis:

    Boy to boy=00:00:59

    Boy to mom=00:10:30
    ...
    Boy to dad=00:02:36

    Boy to girl=01:15:01

    Grl to grl=00:29:59

    Grl to boy=00:00:05..

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    • #377
      Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Massachusetts state trooper sees a car puttering

      along at 24 mph.


      He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!" So
      he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

      Approaching the car,he notices that there are five elderly ladies -
      two in the front seat, and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts.


      The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't
      understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?"

      The trooper, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that "24"
      was the Route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the
      woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

      "But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, "is everyone in this car OK?
      These women seem awfully shaken."


      "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 128.

      Cheers!
       VJ
      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
      The girl said, 'NO!'


      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


      THE END

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      • #378
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        OLD but GOLD

        Cheers!
        VJ
        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
        The girl said, 'NO!'


        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


        THE END

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        • #379
          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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          • #380
            Here's a clean one liner...

            Disneyland - The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse
            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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            • #381
              A Colgate's
              reporter comes on
              Pappu's door

              Reporter:"kya
              aapke toothpest
              me namak hai.. ??
              .
              .
              Pappu:"chal bhag
              ... saali.. kal ko
              puchegi kya aapke
              shampoo me
              garam masala
              hai.. ?? :/
              .
              Hahahaha
              Pappu Rock
              Repoter shock.

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              • #382
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                I respect the threat.
                ~ Kamlesh Kanda V2.0

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                • #383
                  Three men are captured by cannibals.

                  The cannibal leader says that if the men can go into the jungle and find 10 of the same fruit they would be freed.

                  So they go into the jungle. The first man comes out and was told by the leader that if he could shove all his fruits (apples) up his butt without wincing or making faces they would be freed. So the man shoves the first one up and then a second one accept he winced so they killed him.

                  The second man comes in with berries. He's all the way to 8 when he bursts out laughing and is killed.

                  In heaven the first man asks the second man "why did you burst out laughing you could of made it?"

                  The second man replies "I couldn't help it I saw the third guy come into the clearing with pineapples. LOL!

                  Cheers!
                  VJ
                  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                  The girl said, 'NO!'


                  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                  THE END

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                  • #384
                    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                    • #385
                      bathing santa adn asharam bapu

                      Bathing Santa!
                      Banta came to meet Santa at his house.

                      He knocked at the door; and was surprised to see Santa dripping with water open the door while being stark naked.

                      "Come on Santa, aren't you ashamed? Why don't you wear something?", said Banta.

                      Santa sheepishly ran into the bathroom and came back wearing his slippers.
                      Attached Files

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                      • #386
                        Punishment For Rape :
                        .
                        .
                        1) UAE - Instant Death Penalty
                        Within 7 Days Hanging.
                        .
                        2) Iran - Instant Stoned To
                        Death/Hanging With 24 hrs.
                        .
                        3) Afghanistan - Instant Death
                        By Bullet On Head Within 4
                        Days.
                        .
                        4) China - No Trial, Medical
                        Proved Rape Then Death
                        Penalty.
                        .
                        5) Malaysia - Death Penalty.
                        .
                        6) Mangolia - Death As
                        Revenge By Family.
                        .
                        7) Iraq - Death By Stone Till
                        Last Breath.
                        .
                        8) Taliban - Limbs/ Legs/ Balls
                        All Cut Off, & Then Stoned &
                        Then Shot.
                        .
                        9) Poland - Death Thrown To
                        Pigs.
                        .
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                        .
                        .
                        .
                        .
                        10) INDIA - 4 times food daily incl non-veg, 24*7 Z+ security for 7-14 Years..!!
                        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                        • #387
                          History sir was on leave. So science sir ws askd 2 set d paper.
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                          The very 1st Question shocked the students.......

                          Describe Jhansi ki Rani with a neat diagram & label the parts :-P :O

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                          • #388




                            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            • #389
                              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                              • #390
                                Last edited by psr; 01-09-2013, 10:29 AM.
                                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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