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  • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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        • Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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          • On the Eve of Christmas/New Year...


            Courtesy - TrustVishwas Ji
            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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            • The Pickle Slicer

              Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

              His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

              One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

              "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

              "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

              "Oh, Bill, you didn't."

              "Yes, I did."

              "My God, Bill, what happened?"

              "I got fired."

              "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

              "Oh... she got fired too."
              Whenever there is a Rainbow in the sky, I know it's u mastering the art of Cornering. U will always be remembered brother, R.I.P Arun.

              The 5 Speed Restoration
              The Z Restoration


              /2001 Yamaha Rx 135 5 Speed/ 1999 Yamaha RXZ 135/ 2012 Honda Dio/ ?

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                  • Why it is Expensive to Own a SUV....

                    Last edited by psr; 01-02-2013, 06:55 PM.
                    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      • It is better to check our dress at home before we go out....

                        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        • Education is important...

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                            • In a biology class, the prof was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?"

                              "That's correct", responded the prof, going on to add statistical info.

                              Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"

                              After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class... and never returned.

                              However, as she was going out the door, the Prof's reply was classic...

                              Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."
                              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                              • @ Aargee, a stunning Bio-Education
                                Last edited by psr; 01-02-2013, 08:47 PM.
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