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  • #1081
    What is vicious circle???The boss calls his secretary & says" Get ready for the weekend.We are going on a business trip."The secretary calls husband & says"Me & my boss are going on a business trip for 2 days so takecare of yourself"The husband calls his mistress & says."My wife is going on a business trip come home we can have fun"The mistress calls the boy to whom she gives tuition "No tuition this weekend."The boy calls his grand father"Grandpa at last we can spend this weekend together."Grandpa (The boss) calls his secretary & says "Business trip iscanceled.I'm going to spend weekend with my grandson"The secretary calls husband "I won't be going"The husband calls his mistress "I am sorry My wife is not going "The mistress calls boy "You have tuition"Boy calls his grandpa & says"Sorry grandpa I've classes"The grandpa calls secretary

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    • #1082
      talented rider link :https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v...type=2&theater
      Life Motto: live, love, laugh... but when all goes wrong:ready, aim, FIRE!!...


      D.I.Y Motorcycle Shift Sock

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      • #1083
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        OPRAH WINFREY's NIECE. Well, I'd be GODDAMNED!

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        Cheers!
        VJ
        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
        The girl said, 'NO!'


        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


        THE END

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        • #1084
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          Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
          OPRAH WINFREY's NIECE. Well, I'd be GODDAMNED!

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          Cheers!
          VJ

          Damn...!!! Those curves..!!
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          • #1085
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            Hmm. If my doctor asks me to do so I'll have to go to nature for open air treatment.



            ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----

            EPIC!


            In this age of rising costs we may have to go back to the old ways with the new equipment.

            Last edited by evyavan; 04-23-2013, 07:04 PM.

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            • #1086
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              Who says bikers don't care.

              Really really proud to be a biker.



              Cheers!
              VJ
              Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
              The girl said, 'NO!'


              And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


              THE END

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              • #1087
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                The Theory of Longevity
                Morning: Two eggs with milk,
                Evening: Two pegs with chips,
                Night: Two legs with lips


                The Theory of Reverse Dynamics
                When a man becomes rich, he becomes naughty, and...
                When a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich
                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                • #1088
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                  Huh!!!!!!!

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                  Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                  Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                  ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                  • #1089
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                    Cheers!
                    VJ
                    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                    The girl said, 'NO!'


                    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                    THE END

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                    • #1090
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                      2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki.......Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes & Returnd.....Boy In Air Opened Parashute& Said Muje Pata Tha Chudel Tu Nahi Kudegi...From that day onwards people started saying LADIES FIRST...:O =D

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                      • #1091
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                        So much subtlety.

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                        Cheers!
                        VJ
                        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                        The girl said, 'NO!'


                        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                        THE END

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                        • #1092
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                          A woman is driving 1st time on the highway.Her husband calls & says: "Be careful love,It's just been on the radio,that some one is driving opposite to the traffic on the oneway.."She replies: "Someone..? These rascals are in hundreds.!!
                          Last edited by Midhun.akd; 04-25-2013, 01:07 AM.

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                          • #1093
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                            During one of her daily classes ateacher trying to teach goodmanners asked her studentsTeacher : "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to thebathroom?"Michael : "Just a minute I have togo pee."Teacher : "That would be rude and impolite."Teacher : "What about you Peter,how would you say it?"Peter : "I truly am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll beright back."Teacher : "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."Teacher : "And you, Bijos, can you use your brains for once and show us your good manners?"Bijos : "Darling, may I please be excused for a brief moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I am hoping you will get to meet after dinner."The teacher fainted...
                            Last edited by Midhun.akd; 04-25-2013, 09:02 AM. Reason: Spello error

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                            • #1094
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                              @ Midhun.akd......your post are truly hilarious ...Keep posting and keep us happy......

                              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                              • #1095
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                                @psr thank you sir.... Another one..There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?'All the women raised their hands.Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember..The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.Here are some of the replies:1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?2. What now? Did you crash the car again?3. I don't understand what you mean?4. What did you do now? I won'tforgive you this time!!!5. ?!?6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?7. Am I dreaming? ???????8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!10. Who is this?
                                Last edited by Midhun.akd; 04-25-2013, 12:19 PM.

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