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  • #2581
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Puneri Sense of responsibility-

    A man goes to Sadashiv Peth into a library n ask 4 a book on Suicide.

    Librarian looks straight into his eyes n says,

    Pustak parat kon denar?
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    • #2582
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      the last one.. haha..

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      Ride safe and have fun.
      Regards
      Nadeem

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      • #2583
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by anilp View Post
        Puneri Sense of responsibility-

        A man goes to Sadashiv Peth into a library n ask 4 a book on Suicide.

        Librarian looks straight into his eyes n says,

        Pustak parat kon denar?
        I didn't understand this. Could You translate in English

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        • #2584
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Originally posted by biker4life View Post
          I didn't understand this. Could You translate in English
          Who will return the book then? )
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          • #2585
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Originally posted by biker4life View Post
            I didn't understand this. Could You translate in English
            Pustak parat kon denar?

            It means who will return back the book

            ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----

            hahaha. Mr PM

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            • #2586
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              A truck was climbing up the winding roads of a mountain...the driver was careful, as the roads were narrow,and serpentine....

              As he reached the top he started to descend.

              As he turned a curve , he saw a man and a woman stark naked, making love in the middle of the road..

              The driver Stood on the brakes, and the truck with tires screaming, stopped inches from the couple on the road...

              Furious, he shouted at them, " Are you mad ? you could have been Killed, how did you expect me to stop ?"

              The guy on the road looked up and said," You see I was coming, and she was coming, and you were also coming....but ONLY YOU HAD THE BRAKES "...
              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              • #2587
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                Needless to say...

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                Cheers!
                VJ
                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                The girl said, 'NO!'


                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                THE END

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                • #2588
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                  • #2589
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                    Can't get enough of it...

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                    Cheers!
                    VJ
                    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                    The girl said, 'NO!'


                    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                    THE END

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                    • #2590
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                      G1
                      Sent from my GT-I9300
                      Cheers
                      G1

                      Now running: Solo ride to Leh , Coorg 2 Chikmagalur

                      True wanderer entry
                      Magical Munnar

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                      • #2591
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                        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        • #2592
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                          pug story continues

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                          Warm Regards,
                          Pranav


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                          • #2593
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                            U can't beat this-!

                            Manager- Hamara Bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai

                            Santa- Jab dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyon de rahe ho?
                            Nahi chahiye! 
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                            • #2594
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                              Read post #7 here - My 1199 - Ducati 1199 Forum

                              [the guy wants to sell his Ducati Panigale bcoz it did only 181 mph speedo indicated whereas S1000 RR managed 189! ]
                              Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                              Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

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                              • #2595
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
                                Read post #7 here - My 1199 - Ducati 1199 Forum

                                [the guy wants to sell his Ducati Panigale bcoz it did only 181 mph speedo indicated whereas S1000 RR managed 189! ]
                                LOL... his phrase,

                                Iff you want to go 181 why not go With ****ing Honda cbr1000rr it will go 181 why spend 20k on bike that its a ****ing Dog, Ups my bad You want to look good for the next Squid rider.
                                RIP english

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