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  • #2596
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
    Read post #7 here - My 1199 - Ducati 1199 Forum

    [the guy wants to sell his Ducati Panigale bcoz it did only 181 mph speedo indicated whereas S1000 RR managed 189! ]

    LOL... you can clearly see his frustration from his words.. :P

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    • #2597
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      How did he manage that?

      Motorist charged with drink driving after crashing his car halfway up a HOUSE.

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      • #2598
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by vRide
        Hope this is not shared here, taken from FB.

        [ATTACH=CONFIG]114151[/ATTACH]
        already posted yesterday by me
        Splendor - 2k to 2006
        Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
        P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
        Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
        ZMR - 2010 to Forever
        RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
        Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
        RayZ - 2015 til now
        Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


        Delhi to Narkanda
        Delhi to Coimbatore
        Delhi to Nepal

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        • #2599
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          New word added to English dictionary
          Rupeed (ru-pee-d)-verb

          Meaning:- move downward, typically rapidly and freely without control, from a higher level to a lower level.

          Usage in sentence " I tripped and rupeed from the stairs"
          Ride more, browse less.

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          • #2600
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Railway TC: Baba kaha jaoge?
            Sadhu : Jaha Ram ka janm hua tha.
            TC: Ticket he ?
            Sadhu : Nahi he
            TC: To chalo..
            Sadhu : Kahan?
            TC: Jaha Krishn ka janm hua tha.
            Ride more, browse less.

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            • #2601
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
              Read post #7 here - My 1199 - Ducati 1199 Forum

              [the guy wants to sell his Ducati Panigale bcoz it did only 181 mph speedo indicated whereas S1000 RR managed 189! ]
              "Thala" Ajith had recently purchased the S1000RR and is driving around fully geared to bring an awareness about the safety gears ,and how to be decent on the roads...He is a committed biker and a gentleman...
              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              • #2602
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Originally posted by psr View Post
                "Thala" Ajith had recently purchased the S1000RR and is driving around fully geared to bring an awareness about the safety gears ,and how to be decent on the roads...He is a committed biker and a gentleman...

                Sir.. sollave illa.. i never had an idea that you are Thala fan yeah.. he sure is a gentleman..

                P.S. I am nobodies fan
                Splendor - 2k to 2006
                Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                RayZ - 2015 til now
                Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                Delhi to Narkanda
                Delhi to Coimbatore
                Delhi to Nepal

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                • #2603
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                  Sir.. sollave illa.. i never had an idea that you are Thala fan yeah.. he sure is a gentleman..

                  P.S. I am nobodies fan
                  This one???

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                  ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----

                  Look at this moron!
                  Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                  Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

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                  • #2604
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                    Sir.. sollave illa.. i never had an idea that you are Thala fan yeah.. he sure is a gentleman..

                    P.S. I am nobodies fan
                    I am not a fan of anyone...I like people and animals who do good,and spread happiness .
                    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                    • #2605
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Originally posted by psr View Post
                      I am not a fan of anyone...I like people and animals who do good,and spread happiness .
                      Summa dhaan sir sonnen

                      Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
                      Splendor - 2k to 2006
                      Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                      P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                      Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                      ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                      RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                      Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                      RayZ - 2015 til now
                      Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                      Delhi to Narkanda
                      Delhi to Coimbatore
                      Delhi to Nepal

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                      • #2606
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        I removed... :-)
                        posted yesterday by me
                        slow down.

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                        • #2607
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Now I understand why submarines are very costly and how they are made

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                          Proud to be an Engineer

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                          How to Arrest Rupee within 68..

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                          Last edited by rreneav1987; 08-28-2013, 10:09 PM.
                          Splendor - 2k to 2006
                          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                          RayZ - 2015 til now
                          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                          Delhi to Narkanda
                          Delhi to Coimbatore
                          Delhi to Nepal

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                          • #2608
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            I am back!

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                            • #2609
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              BURNOUT.............................. LOL

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                              • #2610
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Double Facepalm.

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                                Cheers!
                                VJ
                                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                                The girl said, 'NO!'


                                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                                THE END

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