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  • #2656
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Superb ad by Audi!! Hats off to the advertising team which did this!

    Ride hard.. Ride safe.. Always!

    S1000RR ownership experience

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    • #2657
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      Originally posted by Rreneav 1987
      LoL sir.. no comments here
      Phew..for a minute I thought people actually believed it...


      Originally posted by accuengineer View Post
      We all are foolish at one point of our life. It is how well you accept our foolishness and learn and move on in our life. Like said Life is a great teacher and we have only learnt 0.00000001% of the syllabus.

      I am allergic to bus so , Don't ever talk about syllabus .

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      Last edited by psr; 09-02-2013, 03:38 PM.
      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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      • #2658
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by psr View Post
        Phew..for a minute I thought people actually believed it...





        I am allergic to bus so , Don't ever talk about syllabus .

        [ATTACH=CONFIG]114816[/ATTACH]
        sir.. can you please tell us which derivation we are talking about here?? Basically.. I am allergic to mathematics and derivations
        Splendor - 2k to 2006
        Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
        P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
        Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
        ZMR - 2010 to Forever
        RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
        Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
        RayZ - 2015 til now
        Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


        Delhi to Narkanda
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        • #2659
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          Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
          sir.. can you please tell us which derivation we are talking about here?? Basically.. I am allergic to mathematics and derivations


          It is the derivation you will get if you go straight....instead of turning....wow good to know you are also allergic to Mathematics....feels good to be among equals ....
          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          • #2660
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            So touchy!

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            Cheers!
            VJ
            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
            The girl said, 'NO!'


            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


            THE END

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            • #2661
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              A crowded Public Meeting
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              Family Serial..

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              Last edited by psr; 09-02-2013, 11:31 PM.
              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              • #2662
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                Originally posted by jeevan.life View Post
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                Sent from my GT-I9300
                Epic!

                Sent from my GT-I9082 using xBhp Connect mobile app
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                • #2663
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                  Thought for the day

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                  When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  • #2664
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                    Tagging [MENTION=48174]chaosaddict[/MENTION] (again). Sorry dude, previous post got corrupted!

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                    Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                    Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

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                    • #2665
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
                      Tagging @chaosaddict (again). Sorry dude, previous post got corrupted!
                      Senseless human being.. lol.. Helmet is for kids?? This kid needs to Grow up
                      Splendor - 2k to 2006
                      Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                      P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                      Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                      ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                      RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                      Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                      RayZ - 2015 til now
                      Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                      Delhi to Narkanda
                      Delhi to Coimbatore
                      Delhi to Nepal

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                      • #2666
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                        @Divya Sharan : Another John Khanna in making, I guess!!!

                        Honestly reading these type of comments forces me to give a big slap on the face of these thick heads.
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                        • #2667
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                          You know its true.

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                          • #2668
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                            Even though it sounds hilarious reading those comments but, its something to think how can people be this ignorant. Some people just have to learn a hard way. Wearing a helmet and not buckling is also equal to not wearing one. We bikers keep educating about helmets and about safe riding to morons like this, its their call now. Anyway we have done our duty.
                            Even as a kid I was always fascinated about wearing a full-face helmet and I purchased a helmet even before buying my first bike. I have had a couple of accidents which could have been fatal if I wasn't wearing a helmet. Everytime after the crash I was able to pick up the bike and reached my destination as if nothing has happened.
                            Last edited by biker4life; 09-03-2013, 06:50 PM.

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                            • #2669
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              [MENTION=41586]Divya Sharan[/MENTION], that guy Sagar did turn up for the ISG2G, hilarious to see his act go LIVE!

                              I knew this was one of Spidey's trick.

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                              Cheers!
                              VJ
                              Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                              The girl said, 'NO!'


                              And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                              THE END

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                              • #2670
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                                @Divya Sharan, that guy Sagar did turn up for the ISG2G, hilarious to see his act go LIVE!

                                I knew this was one of Spidey's trick.


                                Cheers!
                                VJ
                                Lol, nice... Spidey will get accustomed to the posture soon!
                                BTW, Sagar is fighting the same guy over another post of his!
                                Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                                Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

                                Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
                                Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
                                ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
                                P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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