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  • #4156
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    Originally posted by xionite View Post
    Laguna Seca. 2008. Not the last lap of the race, but is was Stoner's last lap.

    The slowest crash in MotoGP in recent years
    Probably 2008, i just remember being in school at that time, that's why i said'10, last year of school.

    Sent from my A9+ using xBhp Connect mobile app
    There's attaining nirvana, and then there's riding.

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    • #4157
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      I am back!

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      • #4158
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        Last edited by ejaz1991; 03-22-2014, 09:06 AM.

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        • #4159
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          A man loved his wife very much & never desired any other female, even in his dreams.











          For more jokes, stay in touch.
          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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          • #4160
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            Is the auto correction iPhone that bad? Can anyone confirm?
            New Brushed Titanium Theme For XBHP Forum (Full Dynamic Width With Depth Effects) For Your Chrome, Firefox & Opera.

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            • #4161
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              Originally posted by lockhrt999 View Post
              Is the auto correction iPhone that bad? Can anyone confirm?
              No, most of these jokes are made up. A few times,yes, it screws up royally, but overall, its not that bad.

              Sent from my C6806_GPe using Tapatalk

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              • #4162
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                Santa at petrol pump
                Santa:- Bhai zara 10 rupe ka petrol daal de.
                Petrol pump vala:- Are bhaisab, itna saara petrol dalva ke jaana kahan hai??
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                Santa:- Are jaana kahan h, hum to bs aise hi paise urate hain.....!

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                • #4163
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                  Originally posted by lockhrt999 View Post
                  Is the auto correction iPhone that bad? Can anyone confirm?
                  not at all. most of these are "manufactured" screenshots.

                  but yea, you can end up with some funny autocorrections. rare tho.

                  the phone tends to substitute words which you use frequently.

                  that's one reason it's easy to tell that most of the screenshots are made up.
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                  • #4164
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                    Pure passion for biking and cubes

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                    • #4165
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                      Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
                      Viagra now available in powder form to put in tea.....

                      It does nothing for erections. But, stops your Parle-G from getting soft and falling into the tea!!


                      Sent from my GT-S5830 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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                      • #4166
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                        After playing assassin creed 4, any xbhp member who uses "mate" word sounds like a British pirate to Me.

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                        Ride Till The End...
                        http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagat_Singh.

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                        • #4167
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                          I salute the brave heart who did this photoshoppy
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                          I think Chinese browsers doesn't block pop-ups
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                          Me a Maths Genius(atleast in a store )
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                          Like Father Like child
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                          Level-Human
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                          Worth it
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                          This poster is being spread on Internet these days(but the tag line in this image looks apt)
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                          Be careful next time you go to America..every apocalypse starts from America only
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                          Troll-MH370
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                          So true
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                          • #4168
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                            my friend- please help me to install trapster.

                            me- why? you dont even have a vehicle.

                            my friend- im going for driving classes from next week.

                            me- :thatsfunny:
                            I'm a responsible rider.It doesn't matter what you ride,but what matters is how you ride.

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                            • #4169
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                              One of the best threads I've ever come across! I tiring day in office and then a page or two removes the fatigue. I'll also try and contribute in my small ways.
                              Keep posting!
                              A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

                              Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
                              My Ride To Sunderbans -                               Hemnagar & Samsernagar
                              Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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                              • #4170
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                                Height of JOB satisfaction:

                                A boy was appointed as a Receptionist in a Girls hostel. After 2 mnths da owner called da boy & said, "Why haven't u come 2 collect ur salary?"

                                Boy: Oh my god! SALARY bhi hai!!
                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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