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Is it this > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incredi...nding_Mind****

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Wife : "What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?"
Husband: "Definitely not."
Wife : "Why not - don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course, I do."
Wife : "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
Husband: "Okay, I'd get married again."
Wife : "You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)"
Husband: (Makes audible groan).
Wife : "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"
Wife : "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she's left-handed."
(Silence).


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Two old man were sitting in a bar. One said to the other, "If I die first I want you to pour a
5th of whiskey on my grave every year on my birthday." The other said, "Would you mind if I filter it through my kidneys first?"

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A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. The religious man prayed every single day and night, spending much time at church, while the atheist never even thought of such acts.


However, the atheist had a good life. An excellent, well-payed job, and a beautiful wife, lovely, healthy, children, whereas the religious man's job was stressful and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day, and his kids were obnoxious, and non loving.


So one day, while deep into his regular prayer, he looked towards heaven and asked, "Oh God, I honour you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbour, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?"


A great voice bellowed out from above, "BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME!"
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This 89 year old woman was arrested for lifting.


When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"


She replied, "Can of peaches."


The judge asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. Then the judge asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.


The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."


Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked, the judge if he could say something on his wife's behalf. The judge said, "What is it?"


The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

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Watching a south movie I just realized that maximum demand for WINDSHIELDS and spare parts for mahindra scorpio Must be surely coming from there.

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Dude he's being sarcastic! Lol you are replying to him with an 'RSV4 with acra' statement!

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Not everything is right on Wikipedia

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Anyone can edit the pages in wiki...

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True but dont they check??
I dont know

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Teacher : How can you prove that the earth is round?
Student : I can't. Besides, I never said it was.

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Teacher: What is the axis of earth?
Student: The axis of earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now can you hang clothes on that line?
Student: Yes, sir.
Teacher: What sort of clothes?
Student: Imaginary clothes, sir.
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you
Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?
Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch.


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They have millions of articles. They don't have that much time/human resources to go through every article. It's the job of good samaritan(like myself) to report the abuse.

Similarly, on youtube, at every second, about 72 minutes of video is uploaded. If they had to go through every video for monitoring they would need > 72 minutes x 60 seconds = 4320 people x 3 ships = 12,960 people on employment just to monitor the vids. Like I said it becomes the job of good samaritan(like myself) to raise the flags.

On wikipedia you read the name of honourable Sunny aunty and that got you worried. The problems on youtube are severe, if you happened to wander into 'that' part of youtube you'll see 'porn actress of the year' in action in her good ol' canadian classics. It's more worrisome as youtube isn't considered a 'that' website and hence isn't generally firewalled for small kids.

Yes, good samaritans(like myself) try to uproot the crop of Justin Bieber clips and such 'videos' from time to time, but these good folks are outnumbered.

We can no longer protect us and our kids from this anarchy. The only solution is Sennheiser HD 800.
It has supercharged molecules from hadron-collider which not just cancel noise but also cancel Justin Bieber. I can not emphasize enough on this. I'm getting this very soon. You too should start gathering money to buy this. I think you've already started by looking at your avatar picture. Don't sit on secluded roads, I always sit on crowded roads.

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TIMES DRIVE: Rannvijay loves his bikes! - YouTube
Celebrity idiot who wants to buy an M1... I so adore you Rannvijay...

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Hardron Collider? Super-charged particles generated from the LHC? Seriously?
Ooops sorry. Forgot that its the hilarious thread. Lol!

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Dude next time you chance on a that kind of a video on youtube, please forward the link It's for some good samaritan work only, you know we can also contribute