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It's my signature bro, and it'll be updated to next one which will be


Banned thrice in 9 months..
Now waiting for the fourth one..!!
When time will come. ..
Hehehe

Banned twice in 6 months..
Now waiting for the third one..!!

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T20 world cup final ko testmatch samajke khelne
walo, , ,
Janta maaf nahi karegi....
Virat kholi ke dna se banayenge 10 aur kholi...
Virat kholi ke dna se banayenge 10 aur kholi...
Jab bola sonia ko ki ye karo. .
Jab bola sonia ko ki ye karo. .
Woh boli
Arey bhai suno toh lo kya boli. .
Woh boli. ..
esa Karne ke liye hame chaiye hoga scientifically hitech auzaar..
Isliye abki baar. .
Modi sarkar..,

Banned twice in 6 months..
Now waiting for the third one..!!

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A secretary, a paralegal and a partner in a city law firm are walking through a park on their
way to lunch when they find an antiue oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of s-
moke. The Genie says, "I usually grant only three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" Says the secretary. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone!
"Me next! Me next!" Says the paralegal. "I want to be in the Hawaii, relaxing on the beach wi-
th my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pinacolades and the love of my life." Poh! He is
gone!
"You're next," the Genie says to the partner. The partner says,"I want those two back in the
office after lunch.

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I work as a paralegal for a us firm... I hope the ginn grants the lawyer his wish and i get to his office after lunch...

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Breaking news.

Kejriwal ji went on dhrana again demanding to make " slaps " accountable as a vote By EC so that atleast he can have a major increase in his voting share.

Banned twice in 6 months..
Now waiting for the third one..!!

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The psychology professor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top pf his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping unconsollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answared, "A football coach?"


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An employer said to a job applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
The job applicant replied: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time something went wrong, they said I was responsible."

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Taken from a fb comment
I do condemn the violence, but as everyone says here a 20sec laughter is better than anything else.


"4 BOTTLE VODKA BY HONEY" SINGH WITH NEW
LYRICS.....HERE WE GO:-
Mai rahu sara din on the Car, Thappad Khaun Lagataar..
Ek do to sab kha lete hain, Mai khaun poore chaar,
4 Thappad roj ka, kaam mera mauj ka..
Har koi mujhko thoke, Har kisi ne thoka......
....
Saara din thappad, sham ko moov lagani,
Dharna karne waalon ki hai yehi kahaani,
Kaan ke neeche jitni bhi le lo
Kisi KRANTIKARI ko keh do HELLO,
Hello KRANTIKARI how do you do?
kaan ke neeche Ek de jaa tu,
Pata ni mujhe yeh samajh ni aata
Mere saath kabhi koi dharne pe nahi aata,
Jhadu me koi interest nahi dikhata,
Main nautanki kar lu jyada to koi munh ni lagata...
Kyun ki, kyun ki, kyun ki, kyun ki.
4 Thappad roj ka, kaam mera mauj ka..
Har koi mujhko thoke, Har kisi ne thoka......
Sooje- sooje gaal mere yeh phir bhi dekho
KRANTIKARIYIO ko kaise yeh nihaarein,
Agle din baithu mai dharne pe phir bhi
dekho
Gaal mere Thappado ko hi pukaare
Kyuki...
4 Thappad roj ka,kaam mera mauj ka..
Har koi mujhko thoke,Har kisi ne thoka....

Don't try to fix me, I'm broke so I don't work
So are you, but you're broke 'cause you don't work.

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Tell me you guys are not impressed!!


Lyre bird going crazy with sounds:


World's Weirdest - Bird Mimics Chainsaw, Car Alarm and More - YouTube



The amazing lyrebird mimicking children toy gun and other sounds - YouTube





Cheers,

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Whats hilarious in it??

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First even i thought whats wrong in the tweet,after reading again i noticed it was a the lotus=>Louts spelling mistake

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^^ 'guess its the spelling, he being the leader & all...
not sure though

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Indeed a spelling mistake, but LOUTS means hooligan. Gawaar gundaa types!

Bang on [MENTION=61791]Cleaner[/MENTION] for this one!

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Oh missed it, sorry