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    Originally posted by Arun Magus View Post
    TIMES DRIVE: Rannvijay loves his bikes! - YouTube
    Celebrity idiot who wants to buy an M1... I so adore you Rannvijay...
    What's so funny about that? He speaks the mind of an Indian middleclass. Happy for him, he is lucky enough, living his dreams now.
    HH Dawn - TVS Star City - Yamaha Gladiator - TVS RTR 180 - Honda CBR 250R - Yamaha R3

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      New HR Policy,

      Dress Code:

      1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

      2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

      3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.

      4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

      Sick Leave:

      We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

      Casual leave:

      Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

      Bathroom Breaks:

      Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

      Lunch Break:

      * Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

      * Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

      * Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

      Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.

      Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

      The HR!!
      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by Arun Magus View Post
        TIMES DRIVE: Rannvijay loves his bikes! - YouTube
        Celebrity idiot who wants to buy an M1... I so adore you Rannvijay...
        At least that chick is adorable :-D

        Sent from my XT1033 using Tapatalk

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          Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk
          "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever"

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            Originally posted by manas34 View Post

            You no longer have to do that while watching Sunny Leone's recent films
            Better buy a cheap headphone.


            If facebook existed in the times of Ramayana..
            Ram uploads status- "Going on long vacation with babe n bro..."
            Kekai likes this!
            Comments:
            Bharat- Hv fun bro..
            Sita- Yipee!!! Wen raavan abducts sita,
            Ram uploads status- "Raavan, u r soo bloody screwed!"
            Sita likes this.
            Comments: Raavan- Bring it on dude!
            Hanuman- M wid u bro.. !
            Raavan- screwed off monkey...
            Soon, Ram writes on Sita's wall- "Dont worry babe, m cming soon.. LOVE U honey... Mmmuuuaaahh"
            Laxman, Sita n Hanuman like ths!
            Sita's status UPLOAD- "Gawd! No fashion sense here!
            Every woman luks like a fat monkey!!"
            Hanuman likes this!
            Comments : Hanuman- Any1 worth me??
            Sita- No hanuman all galz r juz eww!
            Raavan- Shut up! Dont say anythng abt my country's lovely chicks!
            Sita- lovely LOL..!
            After killing Raavan, Ram uploads status- "Yo Ayodhayites, coming bck wid babe n bro... B prepared for celebratn.."
            I am back!

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              New ad on 20-20 finals (against West Indian):
              'Firse IND-LANKA final krwane walo, janta maaf nai kregi'




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              Ride safe and have fun.
              Regards
              Nadeem

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                Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk
                "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever"

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                  I haerd u liek racing n stuff
                  I present you https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...play.spermrace

                  Saw one of my classmate playing this at college today.
                  I am back!

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                    this time 'am actually done with this planet.
                    BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
                    Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
                    YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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                      ^^ I am coming along with you

                      Cheerz!!
                      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        Ashwin ki chali bowling ki dhar,

                        Virat ne kiya bat se vaar ,

                        Africa chali apne gar ke dawar ,

                        Abki Bar Pakka Modi Sarkar.
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                          Panchar ho gayi kejriwal ki WagonaR, ,
                          Abki baar...
                          Modi sarkar.

                          Banned twice in 6 months..
                          Now waiting for the third one..!!

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                            Every freakin time on a Highway!!

                            Last edited by Sal; 04-06-2014, 03:30 AM.
                            It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the ride - bolts!

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                              Originally posted by Anuj_Gupta View Post
                              Banned twice in 6 months..
                              Now waiting for the third one..!!
                              You're getting quite good at this...
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                              • The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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