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Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One for the men who dominated their women and the
other line for the men who were whipped by their women. Also I want all the woman to go with St. Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped were 100 miles long,on the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man. God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?"
The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One for the men who dominated their women and the
other line for the men who were whipped by their women. Also I want all the woman to go with St. Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped were 100 miles long,on the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man. God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?"
The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
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