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    Clear indication Marriage is not made in Heaven....



    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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      Married.....




      Revenge...sometimes it is sweet...



      Last edited by psr; 11-20-2013, 12:05 AM.
      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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        Cheers!
        VJ
        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
        The girl said, 'NO!'


        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


        THE END

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          Intelligent truck driver.

          Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
          Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

          Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
          Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
          ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
          P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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            Originally posted by Divya Sharan
            Intelligent truck driver
            When reversing into upright pieces, notice how the last piece keeps traveling into the inside of truck...without any one pushing it ..I guess it is a Video in reverse.







            Last edited by psr; 11-20-2013, 10:26 AM.
            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              Guys watch this video..."Women brutally attacked in atm at bangalore" Full video...



              This video left me in shock Please take care of your loved ones and do not send them to ATM alone. Seems This is becoming true "Human population will destroy its own species for its own survival" ~ From INFERNO
              Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

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                Originally posted by siddharthsure View Post
                Guys watch this video..."Women brutally attacked in atm at bangalore" Full video...
                Scary man!! shittin' bricks; seems like it happened a few hours back.
                World's becoming a crazy place to live in.
                BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
                Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
                YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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                  A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
                  The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
                  One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
                  The next day, granddaddy dies.
                  One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
                  The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified.
                  The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.
                  Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife. "Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!"
                  She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."
                  The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                  Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                    When the master and his dog decide to text each other.

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                    Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                    Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

                    Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
                    Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
                    ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
                    P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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                      I just love this face, it gels in any meme!! Yao Ming '***** please' -

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                      BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
                      Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
                      YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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                        School Mein Yoga Period Mein Madam Yoga Karte Hue Bacho Se Ek Question Karti Hai

                        Madam: “Bacho Batao, Mein Ek Tang Par Kab Aur Kyu Khadi Hoti Hun? Jo Batayega Uske Practical Mein Full Number Lagaungi.”

                        All Students Silenced

                        Suddenly Pappu Shouts: “Ma’am, Nahane Ke Baad Underwear Pehanne Ke Time Aur Utarne Ke Time.”

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                          Originally posted by psr View Post
                          When reversing into upright pieces, notice how the last piece keeps traveling into the inside of truck...without any one pushing it ..I guess it is a Video in reverse.
                          There seem to be rails/rollers on the bed of the truck which help them to move in, I guess.
                          Mumbai - Bangalore Solo Ride

                          A Breath-Taking Ride (Literally)

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                            Cheers!
                            VJ
                            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                            The girl said, 'NO!'


                            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                            THE END

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                              Girls Before Marriage After Marriage






                              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                                Top 10 Bike Fails Loading Unloading

                                Last edited by ryan.virgo; 11-21-2013, 09:15 AM.

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