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Two men are having a drink in a bar.
One says: "You know, I've never really understood what a dilemma is..."
"Let me tell you a story," says the other man.
"Imagine you wake up in a bed with two people next to you.
To your left is an incredibly beautiful woman willing to have sex with you, and to your right is a very horny gay man."
"So where's the dilemma?" replies the first man.
"To whom do you turn your back?"

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Ha ha ha.. Howrah bridge and Bengali marriage were too good. BTW, a working Bengali is - a bork of phic-son!

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Girls logic..

I went to buy a suit..

But I saw a beautiful pair of shoez.


So I bought this hand bag.. :eyesroll:

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Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, and a halter top . What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."

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Wife : How much do you love me ?
Santa : I love U so much, I can't measure.

Wife : No just tell me....
Santa : Okay, I am like a cell phone & you are my SIM card, i am nothing without you...

Wife : Wow ! that's so romantic...

Santa (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn't know, this is a Chinese phone, with FOUR SIM cards

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Reminds me my last month bill, also I don’t remember when was the last time I say my credit card

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Cheers!
VJ

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Badle ki Dunia....!!!

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while playing the guitar with fingers, plectrum should no be at the place shown...

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As long as the Fingers on the frets are ahead of the plectrum, it will not cause any change to the note played....

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Ha, ha; nice one [MENTION=32286]psr[/MENTION]!

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mean while at the Parliament - The temple of democracy

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As she hears the wedding march, three things are foremost in a bride's mind: aisle, altar, hymn. [I'll alter him!]

Bachelor: A guy who believes in life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness .

Before marriage, a man Yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

Confucius say man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married... but then it was too late.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay full attention to what you have to say, talk in your sleep.

If your mother-in-law and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?

In marriage, the bride gets a shower; but for the groom, it's curtains!

It doesn't matter how often a husband changes his job; he still ends up with the same boss.

It's a give-and-take marriage. He gives and she takes.

Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.

Man is incomplete until he is married. After that he is finished.

Man: Rules the roost. Woman: Rules the rooster.

Marriage is a great institution; but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is an institution in which the man loses his Bachelor's degree and the woman gets her Master's.

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. ....

Marriage is grand... and divorce is about 10 grand.

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).

Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

Marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

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LMAO,, Good one!!!! - coming from none other than our experienced psr Sir..