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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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^^^
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2015 January Tvs Jupiter 28000kms and counting
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Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4 BetaSplendor - 2k to 2006
Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
ZMR - 2010 to Forever
RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
RayZ - 2015 til now
Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now
Delhi to Narkanda
Delhi to Coimbatore
Delhi to Nepal
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SARDARJI
SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are studying him
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Sardar : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Sardar : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again..
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SARDARJI comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'
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How do you recognize a SARDARJI in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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SARDARJI : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
SARDARJI - If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?
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2015 January Tvs Jupiter 28000kms and counting
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BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)
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Its called creativity......Originally posted by biker4life View Post
courtesy: Fb
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Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
Hero Hunk - Sold
An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.
Delhi to Sach Pass - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...h-ka-darr.html
Delhi to Mana - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...xperience.html
Delhi to Munsyari - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...ttrakhand.html
Spiti circuit - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...cuit-solo.html
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A Nano breaks down on a roadside.
A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.
"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"
They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/h.
The BMW driver totally forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche.
Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ:
"Calling all stations :: You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at bout 190 km/h
with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to Overtake :P
Give your details help a biker stranded in your city.
2015 January Tvs Jupiter 28000kms and counting
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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If a man is allowed to select a girl from 100 girls and even if he picks the most beautiful girl,he still FEELS the PAIN of losing the remaining NINETY NINE.
Yet women say men don't have FEELINGS!!The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.
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