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    Last edited by rprathin; 07-20-2013, 01:33 AM.
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    2015 January Tvs Jupiter 28000kms and counting

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      Well...... Defines me... Defines US.......

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      Cheers!
      VJ
      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
      The girl said, 'NO!'


      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


      THE END

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      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
        Well...... Defines me... Defines US.......

        Cheers!
        VJ
        What is hilarious about this? I feel that its a universal truth for we bikers

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          Originally posted by rprathin View Post
          [ATTACH=CONFIG]108985[/ATTACH]


          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            ^^^
            Give your details help a biker stranded in your city.



            2015 January Tvs Jupiter 28000kms and counting

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              Great Engineering "FEETS"..









              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  SARDARJI 

                  SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .

                  Friend: Really, what is he studying.

                  SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are studying him

                  -------------------------------

                  Sardar : People consider me as a 'GOD'

                  Wife: How do you know??

                  Sardar : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again..

                  ---------------------------------

                  SARDARJI comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'

                  He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'

                  ---------------------------------

                  How do you recognize a SARDARJI in School?

                  He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

                  ---------------------------------

                  SARDARJI : Why are all these people running?

                  Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup

                  SARDARJI - If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?

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                    courtesy: Fb

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                      BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
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                        Originally posted by biker4life View Post



                        courtesy: Fb
                        Its called creativity......
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                          Finally the truth is here...
                          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            A Nano breaks down on a roadside.


                            A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.


                            "I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"


                            They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/h.


                            The BMW driver totally forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche.


                            Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ:


                            "Calling all stations :: You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at bout 190 km/h


                            with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to Overtake :P
                            Give your details help a biker stranded in your city.



                            2015 January Tvs Jupiter 28000kms and counting

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                              Cheers!
                              VJ
                              Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                              The girl said, 'NO!'


                              And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                              THE END

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                                If a man is allowed to select a girl from 100 girls and even if he picks the most beautiful girl,he still FEELS the PAIN of losing the remaining NINETY NINE.

                                Yet women say men don't have FEELINGS!!
                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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