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    Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, "I went by your grandma's house and I saw her in the hallway, buck naked. Man, she is fine!" The biker looked at him and didn't say a word. His buddies were confused,because he was a bad ass, and would fight at he drop of a hat. The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker still said nothing. His buddies were starting to get mad. The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I'll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it!" The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said, "Damn it, Grandpa, you're drunk! Go home!"[/QUOTE]

    That's a gud one...

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    Last edited by Sagar Banerjee; 07-15-2013, 08:18 AM.

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      Originally posted by Sagar Banerjee View Post
      Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, "I went by your grandma's house and I saw her in the hallway, buck naked. Man, she is fine!" The biker looked at him and didn't say a word. His buddies were confused,because he was a bad ass, and would fight at he drop of a hat. The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker still said nothing. His buddies were starting to get mad. The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I'll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it!" The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said, "Damn it, Grandpa, you're drunk! Go home!"

      That's a gud one...

      Sent from my GT-N7100 using xBhp Connect mobile app
      Sagar, I guess you posted the same one that I did above or is that a GT-N7100 error
      My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

      Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
      A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. |
      It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well
      and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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        Originally posted by petrolhead_chn View Post
        Sagar, I guess you posted the same one that I did above or is that a GT-N7100 error
        Sir I just replied to your quote stating that I like it... I didn't paste a new one....

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          My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

          Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
          A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. |
          It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well
          and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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            Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4 Beta
            Splendor - 2k to 2006
            Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
            P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
            Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
            ZMR - 2010 to Forever
            RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
            Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
            RayZ - 2015 til now
            Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


            Delhi to Narkanda
            Delhi to Coimbatore
            Delhi to Nepal

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              Last edited by psr; 07-15-2013, 10:49 AM.
              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1996, Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him 500,000 EURO. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"

                The young man replies: "A 1996 Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It cost 500,000 EURO.


                "That's a lot of money" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?


                "Because this car can do up to 200 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.


                The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?


                "Sure," replies the owner. So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"

                Just then, the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 200 MPH. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoossh! Something whips by him, going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my 7?" the young man asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And, it almost looked like the old man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun an RX-7?" Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh Ka-Bbbla...MMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and Jesus to Betsy, it is the old man!!! Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the dying old man and says, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"

                The old man groans and replies "Yes. Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"
                My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

                Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
                A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. |
                It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well
                and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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                  OK, I am having severe Monday blue & I guess many of you're having the same,, so here are a few to happy afternoon...
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                  BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
                  Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
                  YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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                    We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife, and beer as COLD as your own wife.
                    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                      Religious Husband


                      A HUSBAND COMES HOME FROM CHURCH;
                      HE GREETS HIS WIFE AND LIFTS HER UP. HE THEN CARRIED
                      HER AROUND THE HOUSE.


                      THE WIFE WAS SO SURPRISED AND SHE ASKED
                      ' DID THE BISHOP PREACH ABOUT BEING ROMANTIC ' ?


                      THE HUSBAND SAID, ' NO, HE SAID WE MUST
                      CARRY OUR BURDENS AND SORROWS '
                      Splendor - 2k to 2006
                      Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                      P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                      Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                      ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                      RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                      Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                      RayZ - 2015 til now
                      Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                      Delhi to Narkanda
                      Delhi to Coimbatore
                      Delhi to Nepal

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                        Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                        Religious Husband


                        A HUSBAND COMES HOME FROM CHURCH;
                        HE GREETS HIS WIFE AND LIFTS HER UP. HE THEN CARRIED
                        HER AROUND THE HOUSE.


                        THE WIFE WAS SO SURPRISED AND SHE ASKED
                        ' DID THE BISHOP PREACH ABOUT BEING ROMANTIC ' ?


                        THE HUSBAND SAID, ' NO, HE SAID WE MUST
                        CARRY OUR BURDENS AND SORROWS '
                        After that, the Burdens and Sorrows must have increased...... :P
                        HH Dawn - TVS Star City - Yamaha Gladiator - TVS RTR 180 - Honda CBR 250R - Yamaha R3

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                          Originally posted by sambit View Post
                          After that, the Burdens and Sorrows must have increased...... :P
                          I doubt that the guy lived after that day
                          Splendor - 2k to 2006
                          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                          RayZ - 2015 til now
                          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                          Delhi to Narkanda
                          Delhi to Coimbatore
                          Delhi to Nepal

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                            Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4 Beta
                            Splendor - 2k to 2006
                            Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                            P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                            Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                            ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                            RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                            Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                            RayZ - 2015 til now
                            Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                            Delhi to Narkanda
                            Delhi to Coimbatore
                            Delhi to Nepal

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                              IN THE BEGINNING—CORPORATE STYLE

                              In the Beginning, there was The Plan; but The Plan was without form; and man created The Procedure.
                              Darkness was upon the face of the employees; and they were sore afraid; and they looked upon their supervisors and cried:
                              “It is a crock of dung and stinks to High Heaven!”
                              And the supervisors spake unto the project supervisors, saying:
                              “It is a bucket of manure and intolerably malodorous.”
                              And the project administrators spake unto the section managers, saying:
                              “It is a vessel of fertilizer and exceedingly strong.”
                              And the section managers spake unto the department directors, saying:
                              “It promoteth growth and is very powerful.”
                              And the department directors spake unto the company president, saying:
                              “It augmenteth development and productivity.”
                              And the company president looked down on The Procedure and declared:
                              “AND IT WAS GOOD!” And so the Plan became Policy.This is how Shit Happens.
                              "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
                              "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
                              "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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