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***STOPPED FOR SPEEDING***
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
***STOPPED FOR SPEEDING***
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
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Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
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PRISON VS. WORK
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8’ x 10’ cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6’ x 8’ cubicle.
In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.
In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
At work you are just ball-and-chained.
In prison, you get your own toilet.
At work, you have to share.
In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
In prison you spend most of your life looking from the inside through bars wanting to get out.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work we have managers."Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
"A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
"Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."Comment
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Prateek Is it fine nowAttached FilesLast edited by sandy.avy220; 07-13-2013, 09:36 PM."Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
"A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
"Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."Comment
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^could you please send the logo in .eps or .cdr format.Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'i'm possible'! -Audrey Hepburn
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Police: Jis scooty ne aapko takkar mari uska rang aur number kya tha ??
Sardar: Mujhe yaad nahi per Usse jo chala rahi thi unki shirt ke 2 button khule the,
Laal color ki bra pehne thi,
Boobs shayad 36 size ke the,
Gale ka locket left boob ko touch kar raha tha,
Right boob pe til tha...
Baaki mera dhyan to driving par tha !!!The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.Comment
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Y broOriginally posted by Berlin View Post
its not about riding bikes its about loving bikes...sandy loving avy220"Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
"A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
"Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."Comment
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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger !"
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Ride safe and have fun.
Regards
NadeemComment
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After Accident, Driver Angrily said:
I showed you the Headlights and told you 'let
me go first...............'
Female Driver: I also started the Wipers
and said No, No, No....
Driver fainted
Splendor - 2k to 2006
Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
ZMR - 2010 to Forever
RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
RayZ - 2015 til now
Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now
Delhi to Narkanda
Delhi to Coimbatore
Delhi to NepalComment
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Is this hilarious from any point?Originally posted by sandy.avy220 View Post
You need to post it in the sticker and merchandise threadFare thee well xBhp, All the best for being the biggest name in corporate world
FAQs-RTR owners
Helmet Range
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Come on wt happens bro chill relax okOriginally posted by prateek2210 View Post
its not about riding bikes its about loving bikes...sandy loving avy220"Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
"A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
"Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."Comment
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lol
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE ENDComment
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***A KID WITH ATTITUDE***
A ten year old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?"
" No!", said the boy, and he kept walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says "Hey kid, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back."
" No!", said the boy and he proceeded down the street a little quicker.
The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "Ok kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride."
At this point, the boy turns around to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU didn’t want the Harley and had to buy that Freekin Honda, so YOU ride it!"My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial
Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. |
It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.Comment
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Wordplay or picplay?
Tour De Thekkady
The Return of the KB
The Run-in Adventure
150cc doing 100+ is great!
100cc doing 100+ is awesome!!
150cc cornering like hell is great!
100cc cornering like hell is awesome!!
THAT'S WHY I RIDE A RTZ!!Comment
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Peter loves to drink at the local bar, but his wife disapproves of this. One night, he's at the bar and he gets extremely drunk. He tries to stand up, but immediately falls to the floor. He tries this a few more times, but each time he falls to the floor. People offered to help him, but he said no each time. He finally ended up dragging himself home and sneaking into bed, thinking his wife would never catch him. The next morning, Peter's wife says, "Pete, you bloody worthless idiot, no good drunkard! You were at the bar last night drinking again!" Peter was confused. "How did you find out?" "The bar called. You left your wheelchair there."
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Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, "I went by your grandma's house and I saw her in the hallway, buck naked. Man, she is fine!" The biker looked at him and didn't say a word. His buddies were confused,because he was a bad ass, and would fight at he drop of a hat. The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker still said nothing. His buddies were starting to get mad. The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I'll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it!" The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said, "Damn it, Grandpa, you're drunk! Go home!"My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial
Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. |
It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.Comment
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