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    In case you have to go "shopping" this weekend. Click image for larger version

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      FB - hope its not offensive

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      BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
      Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
      YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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        when in an argument with wife/gf.. just remember this..

        Ride safe and have fun.
        Regards
        Nadeem

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          Valid point )

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            The AMAZING Lyre bird which can mimic any sound......the bird is endowed with enhanced FOXP2 gene...

            This Bird can copy the sound of everybody including Human - LyreBird - YouTube


            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y
            Last edited by psr; 07-27-2013, 06:52 PM.
            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              Weight issues
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              • Splendor - 2k to 2006
                Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                RayZ - 2015 til now
                Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                Delhi to Narkanda
                Delhi to Coimbatore
                Delhi to Nepal

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                  This one made me laugh for sometime...

                  BETRAYAL

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                  My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

                  Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
                  A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. | Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees youll ride alone.

                  It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well
                  and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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                    This is what happens in a SHARK Cinema Theater

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                    Warm Regards,
                    Pranav


                    Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                    Spot me covered in:
                    Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                    Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                      This is mildly amusing. The last part is immensely introspective...

                      The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
                      Socrates, BC 470

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                        Har insaan ki 5 maa hoti hai.
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                        1st apni maa.
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                        2nd dadi maa.
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                        3rd nani maa.
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                        4th saasu ma.
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                        Aur 1 maa wo jiske baare me mummy kehti hai: ye har roz 12 bje raat ko teri kaun si maa ka phone aata
                        hai...??
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                          A Bit Long.. But you might LoL after reading this

                          New HR Policy must read

                          Dress Code:
                          1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

                          2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

                          3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.

                          4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

                          Transportation

                          It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary

                          If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise

                          If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise

                          If you drive a pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise

                          Sick Leave:
                          We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

                          SURGERY:

                          Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

                          ABSENCE DUE TO YOUR OWN DEATH:

                          This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your own replacement.

                          Casual leave:
                          Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.
                          They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

                          BEREAVEMENT LEAVE

                          This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

                          Lunch Break:

                          * Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

                          * Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

                          * Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

                          Bathroom Breaks:
                          Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

                          Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
                          Splendor - 2k to 2006
                          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                          RayZ - 2015 til now
                          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                          Delhi to Narkanda
                          Delhi to Coimbatore
                          Delhi to Nepal

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                            ROTFL


                            Revised 3 idiots...
                            Last edited by aargee; 07-28-2013, 10:20 PM.
                            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                                There's a vegetarian answer for every requirement.
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