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    A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.
    The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually. So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
    The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
    They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"
    The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
    The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in big trouble this time! God is missing and they think we did it!"

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    A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
    After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
    "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
    My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

    Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
    A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. | Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees youll ride alone.

    It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well
    and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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      Source - FB, hope it is not offensive.... Le memes are just priceless, so expressive.... Derp, Derpina,, LOL

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      HAPPENED TO ME.......... LOL

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      If you know what I mean
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      BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
      Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
      YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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        monk anna - I didn't find anything offensive; can you justify what's so offensive about that picture?

        Englis murder...
        Ramesh saves food for the world


        Epic fail!!!


        Yuck!!


        I initially thought why should Chilli, sorry, Silly, sorry Cilli should beep; took a while for me to understand
        BTW, I'm glad he didn't write, SILLY SICKEN



        Whoa!! Must be for women; do men get something else
        Last edited by aargee; 07-25-2013, 08:08 PM.
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        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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          Last edited by psr; 07-25-2013, 08:25 PM.
          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            This was just outside my office in Sector 58 Noida

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            wondering what kinda Testy they have.. lol

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            Last edited by rreneav1987; 07-25-2013, 10:44 PM.
            Splendor - 2k to 2006
            Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
            P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
            Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
            ZMR - 2010 to Forever
            RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
            Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
            RayZ - 2015 til now
            Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


            Delhi to Narkanda
            Delhi to Coimbatore
            Delhi to Nepal

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              Suhag raat k 3 din bad dulha bahar aaya...

              Doston ne pucha: Itne din suhag raat? 

              Dulha: Kamino. Pehle yeh batao 'Vaseline' me 'Fevicol' kisne milaya?
              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                Obama to deny visa to a colleague

                Published on July 25, 2013by aurbolo


                65 IT employees belonging to one of the largest Indian IT software services provider have written a letter to US president Mr. Barack Obama to refuse US visa to one their colleague in the company. They got inspired from the action of those 65 MPs who wrote a similar letter to Mr. Obama to maintain the current policy of denying visa to Gujarat chief minister, Mr. Narendra Modi.
                Frustration of being denied onsite opportunity can lead to such reactions.
                denying
                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                  Originally posted by aargee View Post
                  Obama to deny visa to a colleague

                  Published on July 25, 2013by aurbolo


                  65 IT employees belonging to one of the largest Indian IT software services provider have written a letter to US president Mr. Barack Obama to refuse US visa to one their colleague in the company. They got inspired from the action of those 65 MPs who wrote a similar letter to Mr. Obama to maintain the current policy of denying visa to Gujarat chief minister, Mr. Narendra Modi.
                  Frustration of being denied onsite opportunity can lead to such reactions.
                  We spoke to few of the signatories of the letter to know the reasons behind reaching out to Big Daddy.

                  Amit, one of the signatory of the letter said, “This guy has been to onsite already thrice to US, Germany and UK and now again the company is sending him to US. He has spent 6 out 7 years of his tenure at this company onsite and has enjoyed a lot. What about me? I have been in this company for 6 years now and have never got an onsite opportunity.”

                  Another signatory, Saurabh said, “The manager keeps on sending him onsite while I have never got a chance to sit in international flight. I have been asking for onsite opportunity for 3 years now. Once I resigned too but then my HR manager convinced me to take back my resignation by giving me assurance of onsite opportunity but that never happened and now even that HR manager has gone onsite”.

                  Saurabh further added, “I want to bring Johnny Walker Black Label from duty free shop at international airports. I have postponed my plans to buy a laptop and an Apple iPod as I thought I will buy them from US as they are cheaper there. How long will I wait? I feel frustrated.”

                  On the condition of anonymity, another signatory of the letter said, “This is sheer human rights violation of IT employees; you cannot send a person onsite again and again. It’s too much of a peer pressure to handle when your friends and colleagues upload their pictures of every nook and corner of foreign country when they go onsite. It feels as if they are more happier than you. I also want to upload my onsite pictures on Facebook. I also want to flaunt by using check-in feature of Facebook at international airports.”

                  Shilpa, the only girl in the list of signatories said, “My passport is about to expire and has never been stamped. My parents have been waiting anxiously for so long for me to go abroad and my neighbors also keep asking them as to when I am going to US? And my company has made this guy a hero by sending him onsite again and again.”

                  We also contacted the HR department of the IT services firm and were told that an inquiry is being conducted into the matter. As per last reports from our sources we have learnt that many signatories are now denying signing such a letter claiming that they don’t give much importance to onsite opportunities.

                  Via FAKINGNEWS
                  Read this today morning on FB
                  Splendor - 2k to 2006
                  Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                  P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                  Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                  ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                  RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                  Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                  RayZ - 2015 til now
                  Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                  Delhi to Narkanda
                  Delhi to Coimbatore
                  Delhi to Nepal

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                    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      u never know what might come up next, as fashion!
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                      ◦ ● 4-wheels move the body... 2-wheels move the soul ● ◦

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                        Some awesome one liners....

                        I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

                        I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a *****.

                        My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

                        Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.

                        If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.

                        I was so poor, I couldn't pay attention

                        I hope I'm the last guy on earth -- I wanna see if all those women were lying to me.

                        Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald.

                        Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
                        Once I have donned my black helmet, I become anonymous. My face ceases to identify me. My black visor shields others from the rigours of my passing glance while shielding me from their attempts to peer into my soul. I am an anonymous rider shrouded in black. I am no longer a specific self. I am a passing Traveller.

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                          Originally posted by whymail View Post
                          u never know what might come up next, as fashion!
                          Couldn't laugh much because I'm damn sure this culture is likely to catch up soon. Whatever were thought as weird, bad in history are turning around. Like people petting Spiders instead of domestic animals, wearing less clothes as fashion, laziness once considered as offence is justified these days & so many other things. One day, one post, one forum isn't sufficient to discuss. Let's keep the hilarious posts & quotes coming in
                          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            Originally posted by aargee View Post
                            Couldn't laugh much because I'm damn sure this culture is likely to catch up soon
                            that is very true, Sir.
                            in the hindsight, i often feel glad that i will be gone in another 25~30 yrs & perhaps shall be relieved from seeing this place going to pits more than what it is today already!
                            ◦ ● 4-wheels move the body... 2-wheels move the soul ● ◦

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                              Source - Facebook
                              Splendor - 2k to 2006
                              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                              RayZ - 2015 til now
                              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                              Delhi to Narkanda
                              Delhi to Coimbatore
                              Delhi to Nepal

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                                Last edited by psr; 07-27-2013, 10:45 AM.
                                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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