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I like his hat...if you know what I mean..



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Priyanka Gandhi - I need some space in our relationship
Robert Vadra - take Gurgaon sec 62 & 63..!

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Teacher: Which Mammal flies in air but gives birth to young ones on land?

Banta was so excited as for the 1st time he knew the Answer that he immediately threw his hand in the air and yelled:

AIRHOSTESS!!!

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Mandir ke pujari ko loose motion ho gaya tha. Pujari ne doctor ko pucha "any precautions".

Doctor ne bola "Shankh jor se mat bajana"

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Ek Baar Baap apne Bete se Milne City jaata hai. Waha uske Bete ke Saath ek Beautiful Ladki bhi Rehti hai. Teeno Dinner ki Table pe Bait Jaate hai.

DAD: Beta Ye Ladki kaun hai ?

BETA : Ye Meri Room mate hai Dad, Mere Saath he Rehti hai. Mujhe pata hai Aap kya Sonch rahe Honge But
Hum Dono ke Beech koi Sexual Relationship Nahi hai. Hum dono ke Rooms Alag hai, Humlog alag alag He Sote hai, we're just Good Friends !

DAD : Acha Beta ! Thats Gud
(THINKING : Saale mai Tera baap hu, Mujhe Pagal mat bana)

Dusre din uska Dad Wapis chala jaata hai.

AFTER A WEEK.....

LADKI : Hey ! Last Sunday Tumhare papa ne jis Plate me Dinner Kiya, wo plate Gayab hai. Mujhe Shak hai Tumhare papa ne Chori ki hogi.

LADKA : What Rubbish ! Shut up!!

LADKI : Ek Baar puch toh lo, kya Galti hai.

LADKA : Ok.

Ladka apne Dad ko Email Bhejta hai..

It says...
"Dear Dad,
Mai yeh nahi keh Raha hu ki aapne Plate chori ki. Mai Yeh bhi Nahi Keh Raha hoon ki Aapne Plate Chori Nahi Ki. Agar Galti se plate le Gaye ho, to please wapis kardena, Wo uss Ladki ka Lucky plate hai

- Your Son.

After few hours he got a Reply from his Dad:

"Dear Son,
Mai ye Nahi keh Raha hoon ki Teri Room mate Tere Sath Soti hai. Mai ye bhi Nahi keh Raha hoon ki wo Tere Sath Nahi Soti hai. Agar Iss Pure week me atleast Ek baar wo Apne Room me, Apni Bed pe Sojati tho uske Takiye ke Neeche he plate Miljaati jo Maine Chupaya tha.

-Tera Baap.

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2012, 1996 KTM 125SX items in Babe Not Included store on eBay!
That's one way to sell parts I guess, sadly those D-twins aren't for sale

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An old couple were sitting in their rocking chairs on the verandah and the old guy leaned over and said to the woman - "F*ck you."

She rocked back and forth for a bit then leaned to him and said "F*ck you too."

They rocked on in silence and some 10 minutes later she leaned over and said "I don't think much of this oral sex, do you?"

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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years!

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A new supermarket opened in Double Bay, Sydney, Australia

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and bratwurst.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped John Smith's beer.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalising smell of fresh baked bread & cakes.
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Ofcourse, I do not buy toilet paper there anymore...!

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aargee sir,



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VJ

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An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth.


He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: "May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college."


A young man opened the door and let him in. The old man examined the room, fondly remembering everything.


He said, "The same old room, the same old wooden table, the ventilator and the same old window that opens to the garden. And the same old bed."


When examining it he found a young girl under the bed.


The young man got alarmed and said, "Don't mistake me. She is my cousin. She dropped her earring and is searching for it."

The old man said, "And the same old story!!