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    Ek bevde ko bhagwan ne pucca, "bol teri aakhri icchha kya hai??"

    Bevda : "bhagwan agle janam mein 2 daat (teeth) diye toh bhi chalega par liver 32 dena......!"

    Cheeeeers !! :beer::beer:
    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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      Turtle: Nothing is slower than me





      Snail: r u sure??







      Internet explorer: Hello







      Irctc: awaaz neeche!!
      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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        If life support system works on Windows, then...



        I don't mean the life support system hehe
        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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          India Rocks
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            Happy Birthday Mahatma Gandhiji
            Splendor - 2k to 2006
            Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
            P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
            Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
            ZMR - 2010 to Forever
            RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
            Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
            RayZ - 2015 til now
            Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


            Delhi to Narkanda
            Delhi to Coimbatore
            Delhi to Nepal

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              Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
              Last edited by The Monk; 10-03-2013, 11:51 AM.
              Splendor - 2k to 2006
              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
              RayZ - 2015 til now
              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


              Delhi to Narkanda
              Delhi to Coimbatore
              Delhi to Nepal

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                Old school, but still.
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                Cheers!
                VJ
                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                The girl said, 'NO!'


                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                THE END

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                  Mercedes-Benz TV: MAGIC BODY CONTROL TV commercial "Chicken" - YouTube

                  lol

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                    Nice Jugaad

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                      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        Wife raat ko bed pe sokar boli, Aeji aaj kuch aisa karo ki pasina aa jaye.

                        Sardar utha aur Fan band karke so gaya!!
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                          Whole life in one song :

                          1 to 15 year :
                          Neno mein sapana

                          15 to 25 year :
                          Sapano main sajani

                          25 to 35 year :
                          Sajani pe dil aa gaya

                          35 to 45 year :
                          Kyu sajani pe dil aa gaya???

                          After 45 year :
                          Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho..!!

                          ##############################
                          This is unbeatable !!!

                          Gandhiji ke ek dost par khoon ka jhootha ilzaam laga.
                          Gandhiji ne muqadma lada aur oose bacha liya.
                          Woh bahut shukrguzaar hue aur ek sawal kiya:
                          "Kal jab aap nai honge toh begunah ko kaun bachayega"?
                          Gandhiji ne bahut khubsurat jawab dia:
                          "NOTE PE LAGI MERI PHOTO"..!
                          Se kaam ho jayega....!!!

                          Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

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                            Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post



                            Guys do say that when the girl isn't pretty looking , conditions apply. . .

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                            Cheers!!!
                            Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                            Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                            Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                            Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                            Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                            10 years into riding :D
                            Live2Race. . .

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                              Originally posted by Rakesh Rok View Post
                              Guys do say that when the girl isn't pretty looking , conditions apply. . .

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                              Cheers!!!
                              Maybe you, me and few others.. not everyone.. some are despos who just want those 2 idlies and one medhu vadai.. lol

                              Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
                              Splendor - 2k to 2006
                              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                              RayZ - 2015 til now
                              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                              Delhi to Narkanda
                              Delhi to Coimbatore
                              Delhi to Nepal

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                                @The Monk sorry about that as everyone posts these kind of stuffs, I too did the same, nothing more than that. . .

                                PS: I don't think there's any under 18 kids here in Xbhp. . .

                                Cheers!!!

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                                Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                                Maybe you, me and few others.. not everyone.. some are despos who just want those 2 idlies and one medhu vadai.. lol

                                Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
                                Shit, I ain't that category, BTW what an explanation sirjee , now I know what you mean . . .

                                Cheers!!!
                                Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                                Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                                Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                                Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                                Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                                10 years into riding :D
                                Live2Race. . .

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