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    Originally posted by Legend Racer View Post
    is the 2nd pic possible?
    If John Abraham can do it, why not a TVS 50 with our local Abraham uncle.


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    Sad but true...

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    VJ
    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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        Splendor - 2k to 2006
        Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
        P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
        Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
        ZMR - 2010 to Forever
        RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
        Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
        RayZ - 2015 til now
        Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


        Delhi to Narkanda
        Delhi to Coimbatore
        Delhi to Nepal

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          Some superosuper heros...(quite sad though)...







          And last but not the least...Vijayakanth's legendary English (in addition to Kesariyil Oil & Bobby Ganesan)...
          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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            Yenna Rascala

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            Cheers!
            VJ
            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
            The girl said, 'NO!'


            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


            THE END

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              http://movethe****overbro.tumblr.com/
              Taking feminism to a new height

              Seriously! The entire blog is about how men sit on public transport.

              EDIT: Somebody modify the censorship script not to edit the words in a hyperlink.
              Please replace the **** with the F word.
              I am back!

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              • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Who wants to complain now?
                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Originally posted by aargee View Post
                  Who wants to complain now?
                  I would definitely give a complaint.. i will use a pencil or a stick tonpress the button..

                  Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
                  Splendor - 2k to 2006
                  Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                  P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                  Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                  ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                  RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                  Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                  RayZ - 2015 til now
                  Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                  Delhi to Narkanda
                  Delhi to Coimbatore
                  Delhi to Nepal

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                    Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
                    Splendor - 2k to 2006
                    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                    RayZ - 2015 til now
                    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                    Delhi to Narkanda
                    Delhi to Coimbatore
                    Delhi to Nepal

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                    • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Once upon a time in a village, a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs 10. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them..

                      The man bought thousands at Rs 10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.

                      He further announced that he would now buy at Rs20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

                      Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to Rs 25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

                      The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs 50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

                      In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs 35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs 50."
                      The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

                      Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!

                      Welcome to the 'Stock Market'!
                      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
                        The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

                        Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!

                        Welcome to the 'Stock Market'!
                        I am yet to see a better interpretation or Simile.....

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                        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                          One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window.
                          - Sydney


                          One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
                          - Japan


                          One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator. ..
                          - Boston


                          Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror
                          - New York


                          Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat
                          - Italy


                          One hand on horn,
                          one hand on holding gear,
                          one ear listening to loud music,
                          one ear on cell phone,
                          one foot on accelerator,
                          one foot on clutch,
                          nothing on break,
                          eyes on females in next car,
                          - Welcome to INDIA!
                          Splendor - 2k to 2006
                          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                          RayZ - 2015 til now
                          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                          Delhi to Narkanda
                          Delhi to Coimbatore
                          Delhi to Nepal

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                          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Originally posted by aargee View Post
                            Some superosuper heros...(quite sad though)...







                            And last but not the least...Vijayakanth's legendary English (in addition to Kesariyil Oil & Bobby Ganesan)...
                            LOL!
                            Indian superheroes....mind it!

                            Sent from my LT26ii using xBhp Connect mobile app

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                              It happens only in India

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                              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                                Class me madam ne kaha sab apne apne lover ka naam papar par likho,
                                2min baad ladkiya boli-complete miss

                                5min baad ladke bole-suppliment plz...........
                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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