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when 1 mark feels like everything..
when 1 mark feels like everything..
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Girl- Agar mai car k niche aa jau to 1 mahina no college. Agar truck k niche aa jau to 2 mahine no college.
Boy- Tum mere niche aa jao... 9 mahine no collegeThe real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
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Boss ne Sales Team ko MOTIVATE karne ke liye naya Incentive Program announce kiya:
"Jo sabse zyada Sales dega, usko BLOWJOB milega!"
Employee: Boss, ye BLOWJOB dega kaun?
Boss: Jo sabse KUM Sales karega!!!!The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
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When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.Comment
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[MENTION=32286]psr[/MENTION]
Ha ha sir the midget joke made my day! Truly Hilarious Thank you!
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The Return of the KB
The Run-in Adventure
150cc doing 100+ is great!
100cc doing 100+ is awesome!!
150cc cornering like hell is great!
100cc cornering like hell is awesome!!
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[MENTION=63811]Night_Shade[/MENTION].. The boost one rocks. Epic!!
The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
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Thank you mate
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And the most intelligent cow
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Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on the wall by the gate for support, leans towards her and says: "Can I kiss u?"
Girl: Not now, I'm home
Boy: Please...
Girl: No
Boy: You were too sweet in bed today
Girl: You too were full of energy.
Boy: Let me give u a goodnite kiss.
Girl: Someone may be watching. They still think I'm a virgin at home....
This goes on for 10 mins...
Then girl's brother appears at the gate and says: "Dad says, whether u kiss him or not its ur decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your bullshit !!
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Cheers!!!
Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride
10 years into riding :D
Live2Race. . .
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I've been a backbencher especially on math periods and I and quite a few have been sent out the same way, but the difference is we were kneeling down, as opposed to standing. Oh the bliss of seeing the trees jingle and silent hallway is a bliss, and listening to others who have been asked questions in the middle to complete the sum, and we laughing outside, bloody priceless.
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE ENDComment
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Cheers
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SPARTAN CENTAUR Gloves: 10 DAYS, 3228 KMs: the Experience & Review
The Boss Returns: Rebuilding 1991 Suzuki Shogun - In Progress
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Mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
"I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks,
"How did you find that out?
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly,
"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an ' F ' in sex."Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
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