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Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE ENDComment
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***Technical support***
Technician: So... are you using a Windows computer?
Customer: No!
Technician: Oh! Okay. Then it must be a MAC???
Customer: Not at all!
Technician: Uh-Huh...
Customer: I use My Computer!
Technician:
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Technician: So... do you see a 'Start' button at the bottom left corner on your screen?
Customer: Wait! Wait! Wait! Where do I start now?
Technician:
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Technician: So... what do you see on your computer screen now?
Customer: I see nothing!
Technician:. Do you have any windows still open?
Customer: What windows are you talking about?My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial
Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
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It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.Comment
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A Guy went to a Bar & orders 3 mugs of Beer & was drinking one by one from every mug.
Bar attender asked him the reason.
Guy said: We were 3 friends & each of us r in different cities now and v had decided that all 3 of us will drink always like this.
This went on for yrs. & yrs.
Once the guy came and asked only for 2 mugs.
Bar attender consoled him, asking whether anyone is no more/passed away.
The guy said " all are very much alive,
"ACTUALLY, I HAVE QUIT DRINKING!"
Friendship Rocks...!Ride more, browse less.Comment
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Raghupati raghav raja raam ,
jail ke andar assaraam.
saadhu ban ke aise kaam ,🙈
qaidi bun ke karo aaraam.
dekh liya apna anjaam,
hue budhape mein badnam.
jhoote paakhandee ke naam ,
n desh ka hai paighaam.
khud ko kehte the bhagwaan,
pakde gaye na Zandu baam...The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.Comment
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I bet this customer should be a girlOriginally posted by petrolhead_chn View Post***Technical support***
Technician: So... are you using a Windows computer?
Customer: No!
Technician: Oh! Okay. Then it must be a MAC???
Customer: Not at all!
Technician: Uh-Huh...
Customer: I use My Computer!
Technician:
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Technician: So... do you see a 'Start' button at the bottom left corner on your screen?
Customer: Wait! Wait! Wait! Where do I start now?
Technician:
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Technician: So... what do you see on your computer screen now?
Customer: I see nothing!
Technician:. Do you have any windows still open?
Customer: What windows are you talking about?
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Cheers!!!
Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride
10 years into riding :D
Live2Race. . .
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Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another dayComment
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I'm back with a breaking NEWS, guys check it out, TVS XL beats Duke 200
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TVS XL HD beats KTM DUKE 200 (Shocking footage) - YouTube
I bet you'll be stunned for a moment after you watch this video, . .
Cheers!!!
Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride
10 years into riding :D
Live2Race. . .
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एक आदमी ने जाट से लिफ्ट मांग ली।
आगे रैड लाइट थी जाट ने बड़ी तेजी से गाड़ी को निकाल दिया पीछे बैठा आदमी डर गया।
आदमी : "चौधरी साहब, रैड लाइट थी"
जाट : "हम जाट हैं रैड लाइट पे नहीं रुकते"
फिर रैड लाइट आई फिर निकाल लिया, आदमी और ज्यादा डर गया।
आदमी : "चौधरी साहब, मरवाओगे क्या रैड लाइट थी"
जाट : "हम जाट हैं जाट रैड लाइट पे नहीं रुकते"
आगे ग्रीन लाइट आई तो जाट ने जोर का ब्रैक मारा और वही रुक गया।
आदमी : "चौधरी साहब, अब तो चलो ग्रीन लाइट है"
चौधरी : "अबे मरवावैगा के, उधर से तेरा फूफा कोई दूसरा जाट आ रहा होगा तो...?"..././.
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Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE ENDComment
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Which word starts with the letter F and ends with UCK at the end..
No.. its not what you think..
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Its called FiretrUCK..
I Like the way you think..
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P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
ZMR - 2010 to Forever
RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
RayZ - 2015 til now
Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now
Delhi to Narkanda
Delhi to Coimbatore
Delhi to NepalComment
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Santa phones an ambulance because his mate Banta been hit by a car......
Santa: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
Santa: 'Outside number 28 Connaught Place .'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'
More heavy breathing and another minute later.
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
This goes on for another few minutes until....
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'
Santa: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell Connaught place, so I just dragged him round to Minto road
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Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
ZMR - 2010 to Forever
RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
RayZ - 2015 til now
Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now
Delhi to Narkanda
Delhi to Coimbatore
Delhi to NepalComment
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The Great Indian Railway
When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.Comment
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Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Forum Fiend v1.0.1.Splendor - 2k to 2006
Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
ZMR - 2010 to Forever
RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
RayZ - 2015 til now
Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now
Delhi to Narkanda
Delhi to Coimbatore
Delhi to NepalComment
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All in the name of Discovery Channel.
JUNGAL MAY MANGAL.
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE ENDComment
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