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    Originally posted by Rakesh Rok View Post
    [MENTION=38603]The Monk[/MENTION] sorry about that as everyone posts these kind of stuffs, I too did the same, nothing more than that. . .

    PS: I don't think there's any under 18 kids here in Xbhp. . .

    Cheers!!!
    Oh nooo.. good pics removedd.. whyyyyy???

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      The boss got out of a BMW 7 series and a junior employee remarked "wow Boss,Thats Great"

      The boss said "If U also work hard, be Punctual, put in more hours of work in the Weekends, take fewer Holidays. I will be able to buy an even better car next year''

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      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by Rakesh Rok View Post
        @The Monk sorry about that as everyone posts these kind of stuffs, I too did the same, nothing more than that. . .

        PS: I don't think there's any under 18 kids here in Xbhp. . .

        Cheers!!!

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        Shit, I ain't that category, BTW what an explanation sirjee , now I know what you mean . . .

        Cheers!!!
        I forgot to mention.. methu vadai with a hole in the middle. Lol

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        • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Originally posted by Rakesh Rok
          I don't know mate, firstly I don't think I'm the first one to post that kind of stuffs here for sure, many have also done. . . Secondly, there ain't any small kids here in Xbhp and the third and the most shocking one for me, "Complaint received for explicit content" who gave that. . ? How am I supposed to get these kind of complaints when I have not posted some x posters but just the normal hilarious quote, really disappointed . . .

          ____
          No issues mate.. even a pic i postes has been removed..

          Lets get back to topic..









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          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
          RayZ - 2015 til now
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          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
            No issues mate.. even a pic i postes has been removed..
            Come on bro but still, someone raising complaint for just a small thing , after [MENTION=38603]The Monk[/MENTION] soughts this out, I won't post anything again in this thread. . . Sorry guys, continue with your stuffs. . .

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              Naanga ella enga oorla otha kaila odra train na nippatnavinga! Yenga kittayae va.

              The most intelligent person in India, right now.

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              VJ
              Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
              The girl said, 'NO!'


              And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


              THE END

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                haha lol two idlies and medhu wada LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
                hahahaha

                Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                Maybe you, me and few others.. not everyone.. some are despos who just want those 2 idlies and one medhu vadai.. lol

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                  Few posts were deleted in the new zmr thread too claiming them as OT while they were not. Messages having local languages are untouched. Only few understand.
                  Ans the reason too that is given is kinda lame. Complaint recieved?? Lol!!

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                    Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                    Maybe you, me and few others.. not everyone.. some are despos who just want those 2 idlies and one medhu vadai.. lol
                    kannaaa... laddoo thinna aasayya

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                      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Originally posted by Rakesh Rok View Post
                        @The Monk sorry about that as everyone posts these kind of stuffs, I too did the same, nothing more than that. . .

                        PS: I don't think there's any under 18 kids here in Xbhp. . .

                        Cheers!!!
                        I have said this before on this thread and am repeating it. If i get a complaint for any post, I will delete it, there are just a handful of moderators on xBhp and lots of posts to sift through individually. So we can act only on what is brought to our notice.

                        There may or may not be any under 18s on xBhp, but this is a public forum open to all. Everybody can access this forum.

                        This is a primarily biking forum, this thread was started by PSRji as something to keep everyone smiling even on a bad day at office. But somewhere that line has to be drawn. On this thread especially if any member finds any post improper i delete, as i said, i cannot read each post individually.

                        Thanks
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                          Originally posted by The Monk View Post
                          I have said this before on this thread and am repeating it. If i get a complaint for any post, I will delete it, there are just a handful of moderators on xBhp and lots of posts to sift through individually. So we can act only on what is brought to our notice.

                          There may or may not be any under 18s on xBhp, but this is a public forum open to all. Everybody can access this forum.

                          This is a primarily biking forum, this thread was started by PSRji as something to keep everyone smiling even on a bad day at office. But somewhere that line has to be drawn. On this thread especially if any member finds any post improper i delete, as i said, i cannot read each post individually.

                          Thanks
                          I understand the pressure you have and also I also post stuff to entertain fellow friends here and not any explicit stuffs. . . It was just for fun which normally everyone posts and nothing more than that. . . I'm sorry for wasting your time Monk, now I do realise that there are kids here. . .

                          PS: KIDS STAY OUT OF MY POSTS. . .

                          Cheers!!!

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                          Back to posting stuffs after Monk cleared it out and I got a satisfied answer,

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                          Cheers!!!
                          Last edited by The Monk; 10-07-2013, 01:41 PM. Reason: Derogatory word for women used
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                          Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
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                          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Originally posted by The Monk View Post
                            I have said this before on this thread and am repeating it. If i get a complaint for any post, I will delete it, there are just a handful of moderators on xBhp and lots of posts to sift through individually. So we can act only on what is brought to our notice.

                            There may or may not be any under 18s on xBhp, but this is a public forum open to all. Everybody can access this forum.

                            This is a primarily biking forum, this thread was started by PSRji as something to keep everyone smiling even on a bad day at office. But somewhere that line has to be drawn. On this thread especially if any member finds any post improper i delete, as i said, i cannot read each post individually.

                            Thanks
                            I wish there was some appreciation for the hard work you guys put in. However I'll say this,
                            Maturity is not defined by an age of 18, it is defined by thought and deed. If more of us were to understand, there would be no need for all this.

                            Originally posted by Rakesh Rok View Post
                            I understand the pressure you have and also I also post stuff to entertain fellow friends here and not any explicit stuffs. . . It was just for fun which normally everyone posts and nothing more than that. . . I'm sorry for wasting your time Monk, now I do realise that there are kids here. . .

                            PS: KIDS STAY OUT OF MY POSTS. . .

                            Cheers!!!
                            While I am not one to report posts, it would be nice for ALL of us to understand that a public forum is not a gathering of friends for tea. You meet and see people from all walks of life, and whose opinions differ.
                            When I meet a friend outside, it might suit me to use swear words or crass descriptions, but the same in a public forum does not befit any mature person.
                            As I said above, it is not about kids, jokes are about subtlety or eliciting humorous reactions. When it goes beyond that, it is not a joke any more
                            So, let us not all get carried away and try to outdo the other, but keep this thread in the proper spirit it was started.

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                              Hilarious Apology Letter.....

                              A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing...

                              Deer sur,

                              If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.

                              This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. I tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun.I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun.

                              Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.

                              Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life. I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first. I am now ending this fastly.

                              I am a waiter for your responsement. May god blast you.
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                                Rajnikanth ka Puttar

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