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  • #4561
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    hahahaha @Samarth 619

    youtube link:     https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB1...ZF550FWAzfYRlw

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    • #4562
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      Originally posted by Cleaner
      Her skirt was torn in public when I pushed her to move faster, I'm quite embarrassed now
      NSFW: https://imgur.com/a/XLSHW

      Boy oh Boy, that sure looks like its from your cycle

      ====

      A teacher asked a student to write 55.
      Student asked: How?
      Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
      The student wrote 5 and stopped.
      teacher: What are you waiting for?
      student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
      Splendor - 2k to 2006
      Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
      P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
      Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
      ZMR - 2010 to Forever
      RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
      Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
      RayZ - 2015 til now
      Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


      Delhi to Narkanda
      Delhi to Coimbatore
      Delhi to Nepal

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      • #4563
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by Cleaner
        Her skirt was torn in public when I pushed her to move faster, I'm quite embarrassed now
        NSFW: https://imgur.com/a/XLSHW

        holy... ***** ... really ?? what machine is that...
        "A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel."

        RE Bullet 1977 - Current
        RX-100 1995 - Current
        CBZ Classic 2003 - Current
        Activa 2004 - Current
        CBR 250R 2012 - Current
        Ninja 650 2013 - Current.

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        • #4564
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Saw this notice in my basement and couldnt stop to notice it..

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          Splendor - 2k to 2006
          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
          RayZ - 2015 til now
          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


          Delhi to Narkanda
          Delhi to Coimbatore
          Delhi to Nepal

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          • #4565
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
            Saw this notice in my basement and couldnt stop to notice it..

            [ATTACH]153618[/ATTACH]
            LOL....

            restricted independence...
            "A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel."

            RE Bullet 1977 - Current
            RX-100 1995 - Current
            CBZ Classic 2003 - Current
            Activa 2004 - Current
            CBR 250R 2012 - Current
            Ninja 650 2013 - Current.

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            • #4566
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

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              I would like to thank my legs for supporting me, my arms for being always by my side and my fingers; I could always count on them.

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              • #4567
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Ride safe and have fun.
                Regards
                Nadeem

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                • #4568
                  A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

                  Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
                  My Ride To Sunderbans -                   Hemnagar & Samsernagar
                  Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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                  • #4569
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Bwahahaha!!
                    Attached Files
                    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                    • #4570
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
                      Please pray for my neighbour's wife. We are on our way to the hospital now. She swallowed a Memory Card (8GB) and she is singing all the songs on it.

                      We don't know what will happen when she gets to the videos folder.
                      Hilarious.


                      Sent from my GT-S5360 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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                      • #4571
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...
                        No Left, No Right...It's a SIMPLE BOTH HAND DRIVE

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                        • #4572
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                          American vs British college woes . Got me though!

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                          Cheers!
                          VJ
                          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                          The girl said, 'NO!'


                          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                          THE END

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                          • #4573
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Fact about women:

                            They can see a hair of a girl on their husband's coat from 20 meters, but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car
                            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                            • #4574
                              Last edited by Ankey; 08-20-2014, 05:37 PM.
                              I would like to thank my legs for supporting me, my arms for being always by my side and my fingers; I could always count on them.

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                              • #4575
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Was browsing for Hero HX250R and I landed up in a FB Hero Karizma ZMR fans page by Hero Motocorp.. Look at what I found

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                                Splendor - 2k to 2006
                                Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                                P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                                Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                                ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                                RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                                Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                                RayZ - 2015 til now
                                Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                                Delhi to Narkanda
                                Delhi to Coimbatore
                                Delhi to Nepal

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