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  • #4576
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    WA forward: Waqt kitni tezi se Guzarta hai.. "Life kab CornFlakes se GoldFlakes ho gayi.. pata hi nahi chala"

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    • #4577
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      Cleaner true if you can say such words in this world

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      • #4578
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        So true

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        • #4579
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          Some more!

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          A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

          Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
          My Ride To Sunderbans -           Hemnagar & Samsernagar
          Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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          • #4580
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            Teacher - What is 1+1?

            Boy - Happy hours. :beer:
            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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            • #4581
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              Talented thief
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              Superpower??

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              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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              • #4582
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                A man ran into Dr. santa's hospital yelling, “My wife’s going to have her baby in the car!”
                Dr. Santa grabbed his stuff, rushed out to the car, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear.
                Suddenly he noticed that there were several cars and Dr. santa was in the wrong one.

                ************************************************** ********************

                Santa(after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): If I called you a son of a *****, what would you do?
                Judge: I’d hold you in contempt and give you additional five days in jail.
                Santa: What if I thought you were a son of a *****?
                Judge: I can’t do anything about that. There’s no law against thinking.
                Santa: In that case, I think you’re a son of a *****.

                ************************************************** ******************

                A student from New York spent a holiday in New Mexico with Native Americans who told him the Legend of the Maidens.
                The tale went this way: "There are beautiful maidens who live in the cracks and crevices in this valley. If you hear them call, 'Woo Woo,' take off your clothes quickly and enter the cave. They will show you a fabulous time!"
                Several days later, the headlines in the local newspaper read: "Body of naked student from New York found in Tunnel, Run Over by Train.

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                A couple invited some people to dinner. At the table, the wife turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?”
                “I wouldn’t know what to say,” she replied.
                “Just say what you hear Mommy say,” the wife said.
                Little girl bowed her head and said, “Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”
                I would like to thank my legs for supporting me, my arms for being always by my side and my fingers; I could always count on them.

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                • #4583
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                  If you ever needed a reason to buy a scooter. This is as good as any. Luggage carrying capabilities.

                  Saves you from the blushes of doing this

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                  Biking is not about what you have between your legs, its all about how well you use it!!!!!!!

                  Give your details here if you want to help your fellow xBhpian stranded in your city

                  Touring Blog: Cycling in Mongolia!

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                  • #4584
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                    Originally posted by The Monk View Post
                    If you ever needed a reason to buy a scooter. This is as good as any. Luggage carrying capabilities.

                    Saves you from the blushes of doing this
                    You are getting famous now within girls :P
                    Fare thee well xBhp, All the best for being the biggest name in corporate world

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                    • #4585
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                      [MENTION=38603]The Monk[/MENTION] bhai what is that black thing??

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                      • #4586
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                        Hmmm, that is some interesting selfie


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                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        • #4587
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                          So true in India.

                          Ride safe and have fun.
                          Regards
                          Nadeem

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                          • #4588
                            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                            • #4589
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                              True Story!!





                              Cheers,
                              A quote by a toilet, " use me well, keep me clean, i would never tell anybody whatever i have seen.." :P

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                              • #4590
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                                Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
                                5 ways for man to be happy with women:

                                1. Be with a woman who makes you laugh.

                                2. Be with a woman who gives u her time.

                                3. Be with a woman who takes care of you.

                                4. Be with a woman who really loves you.

                                5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know each other!
                                Or you can live with your mom.
                                I am back!

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