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    Leave applications:

    Infosys, Bangalore:
    "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
    please sanction me one-week leave."
    ________________________________
    Oracle, Bangalore:
    From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
    "As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
    ________________________________
    Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was
    performing his daughter's wedding:
    "As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
    ________________________________
    From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please me 10 days leave."
    ________________________________
    Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
    ________________________________
    A leave letter:
    "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
    ________________________________
    A leave letter to a headmaster:
    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
    ________________________________
    Another letter written to a headmaster:
    "As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
    ________________________________
    Covering note:
    "I am enclosed herewith..."
    ________________________________
    Another one:
    "Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom..."
    ________________________________
    Actual application for leave:
    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
    ________________________________
    Letter writing:
    "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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      Add this also , in reasons for leave...

      "Dear Sir, i am going to my sister brothel, so grant me two days leave."..

      God help his family from his English
      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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        Originally posted by psr View Post
        Add this also , in reasons for leave...

        "Dear Sir, i am going to my sister brothel, so grant me two days leave."..

        God help his family from his English
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        Cheers!!!
        Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
        Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
        Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
        Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
        Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

        10 years into riding :D
        Live2Race. . .

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          Originally posted by Rakesh Rok View Post
          After seeing the bolded part,


          Cheers!!!
          This request came from one of my subordinate in my office.....I made him sit down and re-write the leave letter ,after explaining the meaning of the words...Later he would explain the reason and I would fill in the blanks...I did this ,since he was a good ,helpful person , with less than correct English knowledge...
          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            Originally posted by psr View Post
            This request came from one of my subordinate in my office.....I made him sit down and re-write the leave letter ,after explaining the meaning of the words...Later he would explain the reason and I would fill in the blanks...I did this ,since he was a good ,helpful person , with less than correct English knowledge...

            I thought it was another of those pick up joke but GOD,
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            hope he learns English and/or at least you teach him better English, . .

            Cheers!!!
            Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
            Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
            Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
            Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
            Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

            10 years into riding :D
            Live2Race. . .

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              Originally posted by Rakesh Rok View Post
              I thought it was another of those pick up joke but GOD,


              hope he learns English and/or at least you teach him better English, . .

              Cheers!!!
              Alas he is no more ,and passed away due to old age .......

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              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                Ride safe and have fun.
                Regards
                Nadeem

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                  Not hilarious ...But am scared of whats gonna happen next..What if it gets into wrong hands?? control over internet...Are you mad?? Is this of any use ?

                  IMO stupid invention...Destroy it

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                  This one s hilarious...... S** on my face xD

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                  Last edited by siddharthsure; 10-04-2013, 11:30 PM.
                  Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

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                    Originally posted by siddharthsure View Post
                    Not hilarious ...But am scared of whats gonna happen next..What if it gets into wrong hands?? control over internet...Are you mad?? Is this of any use ?

                    IMO stupid invention...Destroy it
                    Guess you had been seeing too much of Terminator, and Resident Evil types of Movie...for a change see Final destination series.. The Terminator type Artificial Arm had already been made and fitted on to a man, and recent development is to try and connect Human Brain to a Mechanical body..Robot...and scientist have successfully rejoined broken nerves of Vertebrae ...so don't worry one day just the brain will live for 100s of years in new bodies, or who knows if recent research in genetic engineering succeeds, aging gene may be altered to remain forever young...

                    Let us look at the present Education system, where we send our youngsters paying Lakhs of Rupees, just for this...

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                    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      Poor man's Mac

                      Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                      Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                      ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                        Eleven popular lines after drinking..

                        1.Bhai hai tu mera
                        2.Gadi main chlaunga
                        3.Aaj chad nahi rahi
                        4.Main dil se teri izzat karta hoon
                        5.Yeh mat samajh k main pee ke bol raha hoon
                        6.Yaar kam to nahi padegi?
                        7.Ek chhota sa aur ho jaye
                        8.Tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere liye jaan bhi hajir hai.
                        9.Apne baap ko mat sikha
                        10.Kaash wo mil jati to ye hath mein na hoti & the best one
                        11.Sunday se daru band... Aur gym chalu.

                        Sent from my GT-I8552 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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                          एक हरियाणवी छोरे की दिल्ली की एक पतली सी लडकी से फ्रेँडशिप हो गई ! उसने लड़की को मेसेज भेजा:
                          मुखडा भी तेरा ख़ास कोन्या ;
                          हड्डियों पर तेरे माँस कोन्या;
                          प्रपोज तैने मै क्या ख़ाक करूं;
                          तेरी तो वैलटनडे तक जीने की आस कोन्या!

                          Sent from my GT-I8552 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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                            Originally posted by gemvipin View Post
                            Eleven popular lines after drinking..

                            1.Bhai hai tu mera
                            2.Gadi main chlaunga
                            3.Aaj chad nahi rahi
                            4.Main dil se teri izzat karta hoon
                            5.Yeh mat samajh k main pee ke bol raha hoon
                            6.Yaar kam to nahi padegi?
                            7.Ek chhota sa aur ho jaye
                            8.Tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere liye jaan bhi hajir hai.
                            9.Apne baap ko mat sikha
                            10.Kaash wo mil jati to ye hath mein na hoti & the best one
                            11.Sunday se daru band... Aur gym chalu.

                            Sent from my GT-I8552 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                            Wow. How do you what my friends say when drunk. Hilarious post & quite true. Priceless.

                            Sent from my C6903 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                            Once I have donned my black helmet, I become anonymous. My face ceases to identify me. My black visor shields others from the rigours of my passing glance while shielding me from their attempts to peer into my soul. I am an anonymous rider shrouded in black. I am no longer a specific self. I am a passing Traveller.

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                              Splendor - 2k to 2006
                              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                              RayZ - 2015 til now
                              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                              Delhi to Narkanda
                              Delhi to Coimbatore
                              Delhi to Nepal

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                                I am back!

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