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  • #3136
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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    • #3137
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      The Future Policeman who is going to defend us from the Goondas.....

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      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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      • #3138
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        Husband walking behind his Wife says, "Baby u become so fat...ur bums look lyk a big tandoor🍯!!''

        The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking...

        At night the husband asks for sex.

        Wife, Sorry Darling..I cant light up the big tandoor🍯 for just a small piece of kabab!!!
        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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        • #3139
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          It's just a sausage and some ketchup... you dirty.....

          Cheers!
          VJ
          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
          The girl said, 'NO!'


          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


          THE END

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          • #3140
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
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            It's just a sausage and some ketchup... you dirty.....

            Cheers!
            VJ
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            Cheers!!!
            Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
            Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
            Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
            Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
            Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

            10 years into riding :D
             Live2Race. . .

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            • #3141
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              wife said....aaj kal tyohar ka mausam chal raha h..... chota mota gold ka kuch le do.......
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              Husband went and bought "CHOTA GOLD FLAKE"
              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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              • #3142
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                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                • #3143
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                  Acchanak wali Lottery :-

                  After Wife's delivery, Husband asked Nurse - How soon do U think we will be able to have Sex ?

                  Nurse: Meet me in 20 minutes
                  The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                  Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                  • #3144
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                    Drunkspiration..... Agree?

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                    Cheers!
                    VJ
                    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                    The girl said, 'NO!'


                    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                    THE END

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                    • #3145
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                      Ride safe and have fun.
                      Regards
                      Nadeem

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                      • #3146
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                        Just for laughs. . .

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                        Cheers!!!
                        Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                        Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                        Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                        Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                        Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                        10 years into riding :D
                         Live2Race. . .

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                        • #3147
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                          true

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                          Ride safe and have fun.
                          Regards
                          Nadeem

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                          • #3148
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                            For those who have not yet seen

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                            • #3149
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                              On cyclone Phailin...News reporting

                              Reporter:Why are you here???(to a person evacuated to higher ground to reduce casualties )

                              What sort of a stupid question is this ??
                              Its just one of the many stupid questions asked by reporters....

                              Another one "the cyclone has not yet hit on time at Vishakapatnam as said by Met Dept" As if she really wants it to happen and report it and get some award for risking her @$$

                              News reporting is just BS nowadays, its all about We Are The First to Report from Ground Zero..(fame)

                              My opinions only....

                              youtube link:                               https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB1...ZF550FWAzfYRlw

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                              • #3150
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                                Originally posted by neil9381 View Post
                                On cyclone Phailin...News reporting

                                Reporter:Why are you here???(to a person evacuated to higher ground to reduce casualties )

                                What sort of a stupid question is this ??
                                Its just one of the many stupid questions asked by reporters....

                                Another one "the cyclone has not yet hit on time at Vishakapatnam as said by Met Dept" As if she really wants it to happen and report it and get some award for risking her @$$

                                News reporting is just BS nowadays, its all about We Are The First to Report from Ground Zero..(fame)

                                My opinions only....
                                You are absolutely right....sensationalism rather than proper account is the way things are...and is also short lived, till a new incident comes up...We have endless debates with mindless personalities who are the self appointed saviors....
                                TV had changed the way we live..some Good , some bad...let us make a conscious effort to choose the Good...

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                                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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