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    Caution - This is not a post about joke, but something that will certainly put you upright; you might've read so many such short stories, but this one is quite astonishing in the end, atleast to me...

    It was their anniversary, and Aisha was waiting for her husband Rajiv to show up.

    Things had changed since their marriage, the once cute couple couldn't-live-without-each-other had turned bitter.

    Fighting over every little things, both didn't like the way things had changed.

    Aisha was waiting to see if Rajiv remembered it was their anniversary!

    Just as the door bell rang she ran to find her husband wet and smiling with a bunch of flowers in his hand.

    The two started re-living the old days. Making up for fights, then was d plan for champagne, light music And it was raining outside! It was perfect.

    But the moment paused when the phone in the bedroom rang.

    Aisha went to pick it up and it was a man. "Hello ma'am I'm calling from the police station. Is this Mr Rajiv Mehra's number?"

    "Yes it is!"

    "I'm sorry ma'am; but there was an accident and a man died.

    We got this number from his wallet; we need you to come and identify his body."

    Aisha's heart sank.!!! She was shocked!

    But my husband is here with me?"

    "Sorry ma'am, but the incident took place at 2 pm, when he was boarding the train."

    Aisha was about to lose her conscience.

    How could this happen?!

    She had heard about the soul of the person coming to meet a loved one before it leaves!

    She ran into the other room.


    He was not there. It was true! had left her for good!!

    Oh God she would have died for another chance to mend every little fight! She rolled on the floor in pain. She lost her chance! Forever!
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    Suddenly there was a noise from the bathroom, the door opened and Rajiv came out and said "Darling, I forgot to tell you my wallet got stolen today".

    LIFE MIGHT NOT GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE. SO NEVER WASTE A MOMENT WHEN YOU CAN STILL MAKE UP FOR YOUR WRONGS!!!


    Let's start making amends.

    To parents, To siblings, To friends, And many more.


    No one has a promised tomorrow; Have a wonderful Life with no regrets!
    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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      Originally posted by snehithpereira View Post
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      LoL I just noticed those symbols in her fingers as I was scrolling down and then I couldn't . . . If you know what I mean . . .

      Cheers!!!
      Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
      Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
      Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
      Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
      Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

      10 years into riding :D
      Live2Race. . .

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        Cheers!!!
        Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
        Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
        Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
        Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
        Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

        10 years into riding :D
        Live2Race. . .

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          Cheers!
          VJ
          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
          The girl said, 'NO!'


          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


          THE END

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            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              A: You're wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger.

              B: What do I say, I married the wrong woman



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                  Watch out! You may get killed by your own child if you don't give pocket money

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                  Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

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                    Splendor - 2k to 2006
                    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                    RayZ - 2015 til now
                    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                    Delhi to Narkanda
                    Delhi to Coimbatore
                    Delhi to Nepal

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                        Originally posted by aargee View Post
                        Caution - This is not a post about joke, but something that will certainly put you upright; you might've read so many such short stories, but this one is quite astonishing in the end, atleast to me...

                        It was their anniversary, and Aisha was waiting for her husband Rajiv to show up.

                        Things had changed since their marriage, the once cute couple couldn't-live-without-each-other had turned bitter.

                        Fighting over every little things, both didn't like the way things had changed.

                        Aisha was waiting to see if Rajiv remembered it was their anniversary!

                        Just as the door bell rang she ran to find her husband wet and smiling with a bunch of flowers in his hand.

                        The two started re-living the old days. Making up for fights, then was d plan for champagne, light music And it was raining outside! It was perfect.

                        But the moment paused when the phone in the bedroom rang.

                        Aisha went to pick it up and it was a man. "Hello ma'am I'm calling from the police station. Is this Mr Rajiv Mehra's number?"

                        "Yes it is!"

                        "I'm sorry ma'am; but there was an accident and a man died.

                        We got this number from his wallet; we need you to come and identify his body."

                        Aisha's heart sank.!!! She was shocked!

                        But my husband is here with me?"

                        "Sorry ma'am, but the incident took place at 2 pm, when he was boarding the train."

                        Aisha was about to lose her conscience.

                        How could this happen?!

                        She had heard about the soul of the person coming to meet a loved one before it leaves!

                        She ran into the other room.


                        He was not there. It was true! had left her for good!!

                        Oh God she would have died for another chance to mend every little fight! She rolled on the floor in pain. She lost her chance! Forever!
                        .
                        .
                        .
                        .
                        .
                        .
                        .
                        .
                        .
                        .
                        Suddenly there was a noise from the bathroom, the door opened and Rajiv came out and said "Darling, I forgot to tell you my wallet got stolen today".

                        LIFE MIGHT NOT GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE. SO NEVER WASTE A MOMENT WHEN YOU CAN STILL MAKE UP FOR YOUR WRONGS!!!


                        Let's start making amends.

                        To parents, To siblings, To friends, And many more.


                        No one has a promised tomorrow; Have a wonderful Life with no regrets!
                        I can relate to this, I'm given a second chance I think, I will try to excel in life. Thought about leaving everything behind but that's not possible. And, again sorry for dying, never thought people would miss me that much.
                        I am back!

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                          Planned, Unplanned and then Re-Planned - Ooty Ride

                          SPARTAN CENTAUR Gloves: 10 DAYS, 3228 KMs: the Experience & Review

                          The Boss Returns: Rebuilding 1991 Suzuki Shogun - In Progress

                          I coined the term - " Closet Biker "

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                            Ride safe and have fun.
                            Regards
                            Nadeem

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                              Manure... An interesting fact

                              Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be Transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial Fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when Wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, not only did it become heavier, But the process of fermentation began again, of which a byproduct is Methane gas of course.

                              As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles You can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came Below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined Just what was happening

                              After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the Instruction ' Stow high in transit' on them, which meant for the Sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water That came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

                              Thus evolved the term 'S.H.I.T ', (Stow High In Transit) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day. You probably did not know the true history of this word. Neither did I. I had always thought it was a golf term!!
                              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                                It was a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments.
                                She was sure that NOT all of these people were invited, but didn't know how to tell which ones were the party crashers. Then her husband got an idea...

                                He turned to the crowd of guests and said "Will those who are from the brides side of the family stand up please?" about twenty people stood.
                                Then he asked "Will those who are from the groom side of the family stand up as well?" about twenty five people stood up.

                                The He smiled and said
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                                "Will all those who stood please leave, This is a birthday party".
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                                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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