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Wife goes to supermarket, sees men's briefs on sale. She buys a dozen of the same color. Goes home and gives hubby.

Hubby protests, "Why buy me same colour? People will think I do not change underwear!!!"

Wife asks,"Which people?"

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[QUOTE=ryan.virgo;1000831]Remote



Factu....Factu....This is an ALL IN ALL remote, used when we stayed with friends. To switch on/off the fan, light, to hang any dresses in the rack, to wake someone, to roll someone for enough place, moreover it started from Kalaigar TV, when tes sound goes off have to give a blow in the table or sometimes on TV itself....Good old days

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Funny Truth :

Every Man is Millionaire atleast by his sperm count.

Funniest thing is that, even these million are also spent on Women.

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A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner she wants to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but nervous because he's a virgin. He goes to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist his situation and asks for advice. The pharmacist tells him everything there is to know about sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack or a 10-pack. The boy says he feels lucky and insists on the 10-pack.

That night, the boy shows up for dinner a little late. His girlfriend meets him at the door leads him straight to the dinner table where her parents are already seated. The boy sits down, quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still silent with his head down. Five minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boy, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."


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One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

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don't be soft



we do show how serious we are at times



and lastly, something true..

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This is smart one,worth forwarding endlessly....

This happened on U N Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began:

"Before begining my speech I want to tell you a very very old story about Rishi kashyap of kashmir, after whom kashmir is named.

When he found a beautiful lake,
he thought-"What a good opportunity 2 have a bath",

He removed his clothes,put them aside on d rock and entered d water.

When he go t out and wantd to dress, his clothes had vanished.

A Pakistani had stolen them!

'The Pakistani representative in Assembly jumped up furiously n shouted
"what r u talking about?
The Pakistanis weren't there then."

Indian representative smiled and said,

"And now that we have made that clear, i'll begin my speech.

"And they say Kashmir
belongs to them".
Everybody laughed.

Being an Indian I simply love this msg.



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Sparklers for the day!



Cheers!
VJ

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Had to share this right away

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At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.

"No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."

"I would dispute that," answered a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."

"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.

"I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."

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The teacher in Johnny's class asked what their parents did for a living. One little girl said her Father was a Doctor, another said her Mother was an Engineer. When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood up and said, "My Mom's a whore"

Teacher went mad & sent him to the Principal's office; 15 minutes later, he returned to class. The teacher couldn't believe he was let out so easily or may be he lied to the principal, so she asked "Did you tell the principal what you said in class?"

Johnny : "Yes"

Teacher : "Well, what did the principal say?"

Johnny : "He said that every job is important in our economy, gave me an apple and asked for my Moms phone number."

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A famous Psychiatrist was once invited to a grand dinner party by a socialite.....She was a very rich individual who kept her status in the society by hosting the best of people from all walks of life ...In the party she introduced the Psychiatrist to the guests in a grand manner , and he was also very impressed.
During dinner the Socialite went up to the doc and asked him about the difficult cases he had seen in his life....after some talk on his practice and patients, the socialite was curious and asked him..
" Doc how do you differentiate between a unsound,disturbed person from a normal one ?"
Doc replied.." Well we ask simple questions, and the answer would reveal the patient's mental status... "
The socialite insisted.." Can you give an example ? I would like to test my own mental status... "
Doc," Ma'me I don't think that is necessary, since you seem to be of sound mind "
the socialite insisted, and so the Doc was forced to ask a simple question..
Doc.." well we ask some simple question like this....Captain Cook went around the world Three times and died during one of them...Which One ? "
The Socialite laughed and said.." Ohh how clever " and started looking after her guests..
At the end of the party, she came up to the Psychiatrist and said.." Doc Do you have any other question ? You see I am weak in History and Geography.."

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1. Loose motion can never be done in slow motion

2. What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.

3. What's the difference between a bomb & a condom?
In a bomb blast, population decreases
BUT in a condom blast, population increases

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me just now

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I think my english has gone for a toss... is it road or RAOD?? :P: