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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was standing at the door shaking hands as the congregation departed. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The preacher said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Preacher."
The preacher questioned, "How come I don't see you except for Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
Tapatalked from my Asus!Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!
Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0
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Here's some good ones I found..............
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Here's some more...........
Only gamers will understand the above ones.........
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Now some Motorcycle humor...........
Indian Jugaad
Motorcycle Garden??
Safety first..........
Hope you all like it. Cheers
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The henpecked plumber rang the bell. The master and the mistress of the house came to the door together.
As they all three stood in the hall, the husband, a methodical man, announced, "I wish, before you go upstairs, to acquaint you with my trouble."
The plumber shyly dropped his eyes.
"Pleased to meet yer, ma'am," he mumbled as he held out his hand to the wife.
Tapatalked from my Asus!Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!
Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0
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A cop pulls over a car, walks up to the window and says "licence and registration please"
To which the driver of the car says "I don't have them officer"
The cop says "step out of the car please and please recite the alphabet backwards while walking a straight line"
The driver replies " I assure you officer I am not drunk I only had 10 beers"
The officer now astonished says " please open the trunk of the car"
The driver says " you don't want me to disturb the dead body inside do you?"
The cop now scared pulls out his gun and tells him to put his hands on the hood of the car to. He then calls for backup.
Soon 5 cop cars arrive and a senior officer gets out of one and addresses the driver. The senior officer checks the trunk to find it empty. Astonished he asks the driver about it to which he shows his license and registration and says " I bet the bastard cop told you I was drunk too"
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Originally posted by shelton_jh View PostThese fellas never cease to amuse us!!
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Ah the marriage of internet and cats. The guy who thought it up is a genius.
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I appreciate the lady for following this religiously. At the least she send warning signal to other riders to take caution when driving close to her. Now a days following the traffic rules interpretted funny. I am sorry i am not able to make fun of it.Originally posted by itsmevini123 View PostI spotted this lady today morning in Delhi, I think she took the rule very seriously of mentioning learning on your vehicle
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As per the rule, L board vehicle must have a valid licence holder along. not just L board...Originally posted by visco View PostI appreciate the lady for following this religiously. At the least she send warning signal to other riders to take caution when driving close to her. Now a days following the traffic rules interpretted funny. I am sorry i am not able to make fun of it.I'm a responsible rider.It doesn't matter what you ride,but what matters is how you ride.
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This was not exactly the way I wanted to open my account on xBhpOriginally posted by Abishek94 View PostWhen you don't get to ride a superbike, you ride a superbull

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The guy on the left is a friend/classmate and a fellow xbhp'ian.
He is yet to open his account on xbhp though 
but nevertheless thanks for forcing me to do so abishek94
all I have to say is in some years hopefully I ll post a pic with superbike in an ownership thread 

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So its xtra Bull power...Originally posted by mr.305 View PostThis was not exactly the way I wanted to open my account on xBhp
but nevertheless thanks for forcing me to do so abishek94
all I have to say is in some years hopefully I ll post a pic with superbike in an ownership thread 

R15S - Current
Honda Dio - Current
TNT 600i - Sold
Classic 500 - Sold
Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
Yamaha YBX125 - Sold
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