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  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Repeated warnings against Vulgar and offensive content seems to have fallen on deaf Ears .
    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      Originally posted by psr View Post
      Repeated warnings against Vulgar and offensive content seems to have fallen on deaf Ears .

      Yes you're right some people never learn.

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      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was standing at the door shaking hands as the congregation departed. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

        The preacher said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

        My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Preacher."

        The preacher questioned, "How come I don't see you except for Christmas and Easter?"

        He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

        Tapatalked from my Asus!
        Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
        Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

        Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
        Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
        ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
        P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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        • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Here's some good ones I found..............
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          Here's some more...........
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          Only gamers will understand the above ones.........

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          Now some Motorcycle humor...........
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          Indian Jugaad
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          Motorcycle Garden??
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          Safety first..........
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          Hope you all like it. Cheers
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          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Some from my side.....

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            Last edited by psr; 10-23-2014, 11:31 AM.
            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              The henpecked plumber rang the bell. The master and the mistress of the house came to the door together.

              As they all three stood in the hall, the husband, a methodical man, announced, "I wish, before you go upstairs, to acquaint you with my trouble."

              The plumber shyly dropped his eyes.

              "Pleased to meet yer, ma'am," he mumbled as he held out his hand to the wife.

              Tapatalked from my Asus!
              Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
              Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

              Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
              Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
              ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
              P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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              • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                A cop pulls over a car, walks up to the window and says "licence and registration please"
                To which the driver of the car says "I don't have them officer"
                The cop says "step out of the car please and please recite the alphabet backwards while walking a straight line"
                The driver replies " I assure you officer I am not drunk I only had 10 beers"
                The officer now astonished says " please open the trunk of the car"
                The driver says " you don't want me to disturb the dead body inside do you?"
                The cop now scared pulls out his gun and tells him to put his hands on the hood of the car to. He then calls for backup.
                Soon 5 cop cars arrive and a senior officer gets out of one and addresses the driver. The senior officer checks the trunk to find it empty. Astonished he asks the driver about it to which he shows his license and registration and says " I bet the bastard cop told you I was drunk too"

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                • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Originally posted by shelton_jh View Post
                  These fellas never cease to amuse us!!

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                  Ah the marriage of internet and cats. The guy who thought it up is a genius.

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                  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Hire this talent ASAP

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                    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                    • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Originally posted by itsmevini123 View Post
                      I spotted this lady today morning in Delhi, I think she took the rule very seriously of mentioning learning on your vehicle

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                      I appreciate the lady for following this religiously. At the least she send warning signal to other riders to take caution when driving close to her. Now a days following the traffic rules interpretted funny. I am sorry i am not able to make fun of it.

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                      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Originally posted by visco View Post
                        I appreciate the lady for following this religiously. At the least she send warning signal to other riders to take caution when driving close to her. Now a days following the traffic rules interpretted funny. I am sorry i am not able to make fun of it.
                        As per the rule, L board vehicle must have a valid licence holder along. not just L board...
                        I'm a responsible rider.It doesn't matter what you ride,but what matters is how you ride.

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                        • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Originally posted by Legend Racer View Post
                          As per the rule, L board vehicle must have a valid licence holder along. not just L board...
                          Agreed. L board display is much better than not having it. Isn't it.

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                          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            When you don't get to ride a superbike, you ride a superbull
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                            The guy on the left is a friend/classmate and a fellow xbhp'ian. He is yet to open his account on xbhp though

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                            • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Originally posted by Abishek94 View Post
                              When you don't get to ride a superbike, you ride a superbull
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                              The guy on the left is a friend/classmate and a fellow xbhp'ian. He is yet to open his account on xbhp though
                              This was not exactly the way I wanted to open my account on xBhp but nevertheless thanks for forcing me to do so abishek94 all I have to say is in some years hopefully I ll post a pic with superbike in an ownership thread

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                              • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Originally posted by mr.305 View Post
                                This was not exactly the way I wanted to open my account on xBhp but nevertheless thanks for forcing me to do so abishek94 all I have to say is in some years hopefully I ll post a pic with superbike in an ownership thread
                                So its xtra Bull power...
                                R15S - Current
                                Honda Dio - Current
                                TNT 600i - Sold
                                Classic 500 - Sold
                                Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
                                Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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