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  • #4846
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    [img]i.imgur.com/dvT2QQO.jpg[/img]
    Looks kool
    I am back!

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    • #4847
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      Teacher: Why are you late?
      Ramu: Because of the sign.
      Teacher: What sign?
      Ramu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."



      Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
      Ramu: "HIJKLMNO"!!
      Teacher: What are you talking about?
      Ramu: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
      R15S - Current
      Honda Dio - Current
      TNT 600i - Sold
      Classic 500 - Sold
      Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
      Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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      • #4848
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        World's smallest resignation letter:

        Respected Sir,

        I love your wife.

        Thank you
        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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        • #4849
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          Pride and Prejudice :
          MIT Acceptance Letter & Response

          Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
          Height of DIY.
          A guy performs surgery on himself.

          Height of good fortune
          He does it successfully.

          Height of embarrassment
          That was me
          Gosh! that leaves your brains out; hard to explain all the paradoxes and conflicts that entail otherwise.
          Last edited by SparKot; 12-04-2014, 03:20 PM.
          There is no honest path to prosperity - KoKa
          Useful Resources Over Internet

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          • #4850
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            Ramu: I had escaped from Hospital
            Shamu: Why, you are hurt bad
            Ramu: Nurse told that its only a minor operation, don't be nervous, be strong, we are all here if anything happens
            Shamu: That's good right. She is very supportive
            Ramu: Hell yeah, she told these to the Surgeon.
            R15S - Current
            Honda Dio - Current
            TNT 600i - Sold
            Classic 500 - Sold
            Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
            Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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            • #4851
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              So I'm a Star Wars fan and I was looking at the promo of the new movie and I came across this.....................
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              Sometimes I feel this way too................
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              Beware Indeed.....................

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              AAAAAHHHHHH..................

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              What?!...................LOL :P

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              • #4852
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                Gixxer's crash guard costs 4 Times than that of p200ns.

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                • #4853
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                  Originally posted by Anuj_Gupta View Post
                  Gixxer's crash guard costs 4 Times than that of p200ns.
                  OMG! Hilarious if its true
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                  • #4854
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Originally posted by itsmevini123 View Post
                    OMG! Hilarious if its true
                    That's why I posted this here .
                    P200ns crash guard both =220₹ .
                    Gixxer crash guard = from600₹ to 1100₹ .

                    ~4 Times .

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                    • #4855
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Difference between Shit & Oohh Shit:
                      .
                      A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
                      .
                      but it fell on her brother..
                      Shittt!
                      .
                      And Her brother was GAY..
                      Oohh Shit!!

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                      A kanjoos on his death time :-.
                      .
                      My wife, Where r u ?
                      .
                      Wife: Yes, I m here.
                      .
                      Kanjoos :- My sons&daughters r u all here ?
                      .
                      Yes, Papa
                      .
                      .
                      .
                      Kanjoos: To phir bagal wale kamre ka pankha kyun chal raha hai.


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                      marriage ki agli subah santa apni wife ko peetne laga.
                      ghar waalo ne poocha - "are bhai kya hua kyu maar rahe ho"?
                      Santa gusse me bole - "Is aurat ne meri chai me TAABEEZ dala hai, mujhe apne vas me karne ke liye.. Ye mujhe meri maa se dur karna chahti hai."
                      Wife rote hue boli - "Wo TAABEEZ nahi TEA BAG hai, anpadh ke bacche..."
                      Last edited by Divya Sharan; 12-05-2014, 12:26 PM.
                      I would like to thank my legs for supporting me, my arms for being always by my side and my fingers; I could always count on them.

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                      • #4856
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                        Hjdgikfiyyif. Iyftidyifyif
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                        • #4857
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                          Some more LOLs...................................
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                          Now Deadpool has a great idea. Perhaps we should consider it.
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                          Now This is the ultimate JUGAAD!!
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                          Beware the Birds!
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                          • #4858
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                            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            • #4859
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                              That critical moment.....

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                              Saving Private Ryan..

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                              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                              • #4860
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?"
                                Student: "HIJKLMNO."
                                Teacher: "What are you talking about?"
                                Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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                                Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
                                A: It's okay. He woke up.
                                A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

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