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    Gizoogle
    Dats what my homies in Los Santos use.


    Originally posted by SparKot View Post
    Pure sense of humour(it's all about timing):

    On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 lunar module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon.
    His first words after stepping on the moon, that's
    "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," were televised to earth and heard by millions.

    But just before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark
    "good luck, Mr. Gorsky."

    many people at NASA though it was a casual remark concerning some rival soviet cosmonaut.
    However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.

    Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

    On July 5, 1995, in Tampa bay, Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old question to Armstrong.

    This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had died, so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

    In 1938 when he was a kid in a small mid-west town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard.
    His friend hit the ball, which landed in his neighbour's yard by the bedroom windows.
    His neighbours were Mr. And Mrs. Gorsky.
    As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky.
    "Sex! You want sex?! You'll get sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

    I call bulls**t! Ctrl+F "good luck, Mr. Gorsky" "Phrase not found". Nice joke though.
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      Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
      One Small Step
      I call bulls**t! Ctrl+F "good luck, Mr. Gorsky" "Phrase not found". Nice joke though.
      You missed this sentence : Pure sense of humour(it's all about timing):
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        Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
        ...
        One Small Step
        I call bulls**t! Ctrl+F "good luck, Mr. Gorsky" "Phrase not found". Nice joke though.
        Going technical, try Ctrl+F "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky".

        PS: I removed the sentence 'It's a true story.' before posting here... {shifting the burden of finding truth}

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        Last edited by SparKot; 12-19-2014, 09:16 PM.
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          Uncontrollable Selfie Addiction:

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            A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

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              Whats in a name? - Imgur

              Might as well delete it claiming irrelevant, a Mario joke can't be funny?

              Last edited by Cleaner; 12-21-2014, 11:35 PM.
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              • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                Whats in a name? - Imgur

                Might as well delete it claiming irrelevant, a Mario joke can't be funny?
                Is it true? If it is then Laughing out loud.
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                  Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                  Whats in a name? - Imgur

                  Might as well delete it claiming irrelevant, a Mario joke can't be funny?

                  xkcd: Exploits of a Mom
                  Apparently it has both names : Geosynchronous Satellite Launch Vehicle Mk III - Wikipedia

                  That creative mario backstory was sad except the mushrooms!

                  Ought have been titled: Online exploits of a Mom. Nice one.
                  Last edited by SparKot; 12-22-2014, 12:11 AM.
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                  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Lady to her dietitian : What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

                    Doc-How come???

                    Lady- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet.

                    Sent from a Phone who claims to be Smart!!
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                      It

                      Anyone here who rode to Bhutan noticed it?
                      I am back!

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                      • A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

                        Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
                        My Ride To Sunderbans -
                        Hemnagar & Samsernagar
                        Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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                          A very touching story





                          A man had an Enfield Bullet 350cc...

                          He was not able to talk to his girlfriend while riding on it because of the Bullet sound.

                          He got fed up and sold his Bullet n bought an 100cc bike.

                          He got married to the same girl and one year later..

                          He bought an Enfield Bullet 500cc.

                          😜😝😂

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                            Undoubtedly DDLJ has made a record of continuous 1000 weeks in maratha mandir. But, it is unable to break the
                            record of sooryavansham's continuous
                            1200 weeks at set max.

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                              A hilarious parody video by SNL team.. "39 cents"



                              P.S.: this one had me in splits!!

                              Cheers,
                              A quote by a toilet, " use me well, keep me clean, i would never tell anybody whatever i have seen.." :P

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                                Since 31st Dec is near... Self Care Tips will be useful....

                                1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
                                Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
                                Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward.

                                2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
                                Cause : You're lying on the floor.
                                Cure : Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

                                3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
                                Cause : looking through an empty glass.
                                Cure : Quickly refill your glass!

                                4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
                                Cause : You're being dragged away.
                                Cure : At least ask where they're taking you!

                                5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
                                Cause : You have your glass on your ear and tryin to drink from it
                                Cure : Stop making a fool of yourself!

                                6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
                                Cause : You're in the wrong house.
                                Cure : Ask if they can point you to your house.

                                7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
                                Cause : You're in an ambulance.
                                Cure : Don't move. Let the professionals do their job

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                                Sent from a Phone who claims to be Smart!!
                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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