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  • #4936
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Two guys are driving a car and one asks the other to check if the turn indicators are working or not,
    The other one replies...YES..NO..YES...NO...YES...NO...

    ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----

    A South Indian calls a guy up North and speaks over phone and asks him "Tamil therima (Do you know Tamil)".
    The North Indian replies "Hindi tera baap".
    R15S - Current
    Honda Dio - Current
    TNT 600i - Sold
    Classic 500 - Sold
    Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
    Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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    • #4937
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      T Shirt for New Year

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      Sent from a Phone who claims to be Smart!!
      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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      • #4938
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        Boss: I am appointing you a my new driver. Your stating salary will be 2000 rupees.
        Driver: Thats great sir. What will I get for driving then ?
        R15S - Current
        Honda Dio - Current
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        Classic 500 - Sold
        Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
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        • #4939
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          The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset.
          She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
          Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
          Wife: "Who said that?"
          Helen: "Your husband."
          Wife: "Oh."
          Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
          Wife: "Who said that?"
          Helen: "Your husband."
          Wife: "Oh."
          Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
          Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
          Helen: "No, the gardener did."
          Wife: "So, how much do you want?"
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          • #4940
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            Watch what you post, big brother is watching you.
            I am back!

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            • #4941
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              I was proud to have access to imported tooling until I noticed this



              Stamped the wrong way.
              I am back!

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              • #4942
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                I would like to thank my legs for supporting me, my arms for being always by my side and my fingers; I could always count on them.

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                • #4943
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                  Tvs jupiter online on infibeam

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                  Give your details help a biker stranded in your city.



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                  • #4944
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                    friend:Why is your wife shouting at you since today morning ? Isnt it her b'day today ?
                    Husband: Hell yeah, Instead of posting her photo on FB, I had posted in OLX and gave her number.
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                    Honda Dio - Current
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                    Classic 500 - Sold
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                    Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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                    • #4945
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                      Family's Introduction!!!
                      A man from UP is introducing his family:
                      1. Ee hai hamaar biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!
                      2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai...!!!
                      3. Ee hai hamaar bitiya .... Twitter Kumari... Poori colony isko folow karti hai...!!!
                      4. Ee hai hamaar ammaji..
                      Whatsapp mata- pura din bud bud karti rehti hai..!
                      5. Aur hum, Orkut Kumar... Hamka koi puchhta hi nahi...!!!
                      I am back!

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                      • #4946
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                        Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                        Family's Introduction!!!
                        A man from UP is introducing his family:
                        1. Ee hai hamaar biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!
                        2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai...!!!
                        3. Ee hai hamaar bitiya .... Twitter Kumari... Poori colony isko folow karti hai...!!!
                        4. Ee hai hamaar ammaji..
                        Whatsapp mata- pura din bud bud karti rehti hai..!
                        5. Aur hum, Orkut Kumar... Hamka koi puchhta hi nahi...!!!

                        Ummmm...Translation plzzz
                        R15S - Current
                        Honda Dio - Current
                        TNT 600i - Sold
                        Classic 500 - Sold
                        Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
                        Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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                        • #4947
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                          Family's Introduction!!!
                          A man from UP is introducing his family:
                          1. Ee hai hamaar biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!
                          2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai...!!!
                          3. Ee hai hamaar bitiya .... Twitter Kumari... Poori colony isko folow karti hai...!!!
                          4. Ee hai hamaar ammaji..
                          Whatsapp mata- pura din bud bud karti rehti hai..!
                          5. Aur hum, Orkut Kumar... Hamka koi puchhta hi nahi...!!!
                          Sir jee, while you're still around, please provide a hindi-english translation for the joke as well. A lot of people won't be able to make a head or tail out of your post.
                          Yes, it may lose out on some humour with the local dialect though!

                          Thanks.
                          Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
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                          • #4948
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                            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            • #4949
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                              Sorry, the joke is not for non-Hindi speakers, It'll not be that humorous, if translated to English. (Because, I lack the skill)
                              I am back!

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                              • #4950
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Let's try...

                                Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                                Family's Introduction!!!
                                A man from UP is introducing his family:
                                UP: Uttar Pradesh
                                Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                                1. Ee hai hamaar biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!
                                1. This is my wife : Google Queen : gives out 10 answers for every question asked.
                                Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                                2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai...!!!
                                2. This is our son : Facebook Boy : broadcasts family private talks to the whole colony
                                Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                                3. Ee hai hamaar bitiya .... Twitter Kumari... Poori colony isko folow karti hai...!!!
                                3. This is our daughter : Twitter Girl : whole colony follows her
                                Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                                4. Ee hai hamaar ammaji.. Whatsapp mata- pura din bud bud karti rehti hai..!
                                4. This is our Mother : What's App Mom : she mumbles nonsense all the time
                                Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                                5. Aur hum, Orkut Kumar... Hamka koi puchhta hi nahi...!!!
                                5. And me, Orkut Man : nobody ask for/about me!!!

                                Note, for wife hamaar biwi is confusing, we don't say our wife. Perhaps this one is the actual Jhatka(shock).
                                Last edited by Freak inExile; 01-06-2015, 11:42 PM.
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