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  • #4861
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    Legally he hasn't broken any law, has he?

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    • #4862
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      The Shining: Stanley Kubrick taking a mirror selfie with his daughter, while Jack Nicholson thought it was for him, starts to pose!





      THE CLIENT IS ALWAYS RIGHT

      CLIENT: I’m not too sure about the blue…
      S/wEng: Actually, that’s green.

      CLIENT: Who’s the client?
      S/wEng: You.

      CLIENT: And what color is it?
      S/wEng: …blue?
      CLIENT: Right. Now let me see what other shades of blue we have.

      Then settled on pine-tree ”blue.”


      Evolution:













      There is no honest path to prosperity - KoKa
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      • #4863
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        Happens only in India
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        Learn how to burn CD/DVD without a writer.
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        A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

        Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
        My Ride To Sunderbans -         Hemnagar & Samsernagar
        Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          • #4865
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            When Ads fail:







            There is no honest path to prosperity - KoKa
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            • #4866
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              Canon printer service center

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              • #4867
                Graffiti artwork at Fort Kochi, From Mr Bean to Marilyn Monroe, from Mona Lisa to Michael Jackson, from James Bond to Che Guevara, everything has been given an Indian twist by anonymous artist(s)!!!


                1. Bean-acharya speaketh some wisdom.



                2. Bond-anna too has a licence to kill. With his toothbrush moustache.


                3. Kentucky's most famous man just frying some parottas in his summer-friendly mundu.


                4. The Kathakali Man, aka The Joker.


                5. And in case you didn't know this already, MJ was the King of Pop by day and a Mohiniyattam dancer by night.


                6. #DidYouKnow: Astronauts like to dress in drag when no one's watching. Secret's out boys.


                7. Appachchi Mona Lisa just chillin' with a matka.


                8. Marilyn chechi was just walking by with a deepam in her hands when a nosy painter did this.


                9. Anna Guevara, the local mundu-wrapping revolutionary hero.


                10. Superman?!! Wondergirl??!!!! Whaaaa....
                Young riders pick a destination and go, Old riders pick a direction and go !
                My best trip till date:http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...uke-390-a.html

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                  When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  • #4869
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                    Unless you have hours of free time, never ask a woman "What's wrong???!!!
                    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                    • #4870
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                      Two cuties!
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                      A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

                      Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
                      My Ride To Sunderbans -                       Hemnagar & Samsernagar
                      Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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                      • #4871
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                        Rajhasthani rocks

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                        The way you ride is the way you are..

                        My Harley baraat!! |                         Ooty through a bike's perspective | KTM Duke 200 : A 20000 km experience

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                        • #4872
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                          Now you can get free WiFi anywhere....................
                          Just Find a pregnant lady...............
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                          Gun user manuals are weird...........
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                          Rash Drivers on the roads be like..............
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                          These parents are awesome.........
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                          Banks be like.............
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                          Finally, What should be done with people who use sms lingo............
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                          • #4873
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                            Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
                            Witness: "No."
                            Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
                            Witness: "No."
                            Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
                            Witness: "No."
                            Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
                            Witness: "No."
                            Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
                            Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
                            Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
                            Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere."
                            There is no honest path to prosperity - KoKa
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                            • #4874
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                              Scientifically speaking:

                              There is no honest path to prosperity - KoKa
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                              • #4875
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                                Smarter Kids:





                                Last edited by SparKot; 12-12-2014, 01:42 AM. Reason: irrelevant parts
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