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  • #4111
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
    Men are so decent that, even when a woman wears Bikini where 90% of a her body is exposed, they look only at the covered 10 %
    That's optimism... Waiting for 90% to go on to 100%
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    • #4112
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      Could you guess who posted it?
      I am back!

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      • #4113
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        Originally posted by Cleaner View Post

        Could you guess who posted it?
        He he he.... I pray to god that, it shouldn't be you bro

        Whoever but I can't stop laughing looking at it... Such a wonderful post though
        Last edited by Suresh@yammie; 03-17-2014, 10:52 AM.

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        • #4114
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Anyone wants a Mahindra Reva SUV
          Mahindra reva suv for sale in Basavanagudi, Bangalore Used SUVs & Vans on Bangalore Quikr Classifieds

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          • #4115
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            55W HID 4300K - YouTube Watch the video and cry.
            I am back!

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            • #4116
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
              55W HID 4300K - YouTube Watch the video and cry.
              Can't play in mobile

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              • #4117
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Originally posted by Suresh@yammie View Post
                Can't play in mobile
                Fix your streaming settings
                TL;DR: It's a guy riding with bright HID on a highway which is lit like it's daytime. Here I ride in pitch dark highway without any light at all, last night I crashed on a bamboo branch laid on NH37 by a trucker whose truck got broken, when I was blinded by an oncoming SUV driver flashing his high beam.

                Now, on a lighter note,
                imgur: the simple image sharer
                I am back!

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                • #4118
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                  55W HID 4300K - YouTube Watch the video and cry.
                  I cried alright. I could drive on such well lit roads without headlights.

                  ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----

                  Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                  imgur: the simple image sharer
                  That's a cool pedestrian head chopper.
                  It can't be a helicopter considering it doesn't have rudder.
                  Last edited by lockhrt999; 03-18-2014, 10:33 PM.
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                  • #4119
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    [IMG]http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/03/19/ma2aqu2y.jpg

                    [/IMG]

                    Sent from my GT-S7562 using Tapatalk

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                    • #4120
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      I am back!

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                      • #4121
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        A Lady goes on a vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man & after a night of passionate love making, She asks him, 'What is your name?'

                        'I can't tell you,' the black *man says.

                        Every night they met & every night, she would ask him what his name was & he would always respond the same, he can't tell her.

                        On her last *night, there she asked him again 'Can you please tell me your name?'

                        'I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me.' says the black *man.

                        'There is no reason for me to laugh at you' the lady says.

                        'Fine, my name is Snow!' the *black man replies.

                        And the lady burst into laughter & the black man got mad & said, 'I knew you would make fun of it'.

                        The *lady replied, 'I'm not making fun of your name. I'm *thinking of my husband who won't believe me when I tell him that I enjoyed 8 inches of Snow everyday in Jamaica.'
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        • #4122
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                          Click image for larger version Name: WP_20140315_001.jpg Views: 1 Size: 99.1 KB ID: 1876509

                          i had thought only my under wear had such holes...

                          time to buy new gloves...
                          I'm a responsible rider.It doesn't matter what you ride,but what matters is how you ride.

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                          • #4123
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Originally posted by Legend Racer View Post

                            i had thought only my under wear had such holes...

                            time to buy new gloves...


                            And new underwear too.

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                            • #4124
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              A Marathi Doctor Opened A Hospital In Japan... Guess.. Guess what was The Name Of The Hospital?

                              "TOCHU - KA - SUI"
                              

                              Sent from my XT1033 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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                              • #4125
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                                Originally posted by Legend Racer View Post
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                                i had thought only my under wear had such holes...

                                time to buy new gloves...
                                Haha.....
                                If things are not going right. Go left

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