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  • #4081
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    Nice guy, Will.

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    Cheers!
    VJ
    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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    • #4082
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      Pic of the month. ..!!!

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      Ride Till The End...
      http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagat_Singh.

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      • #4083
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        My friend was very upset over some personal issue . To help him I sent the following link - http://worldtruth.tv/things-to-remember-when-everything-goes-wrong/

        When he tried to open it. He got the following error .

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        For some time he was little upset and showed me the error. After which we had a good laugh, which helped him to return in normal mood
        Pure passion for biking and cubes

        https://www.facebook.com/KustomKube

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        • #4084
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          • #4085
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            Husband: My Wife is a strong believer of Vastu-Shastra!

            Friend: Great, does she practice that?

            Husband: Oh-Yeah... Whenever we have a fight, She lifts whichever 'Vastu' is around and uses it like a 'Shastra' !!! 😆😆


            Sent from my XT1033 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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            • #4086
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              Last edited by psr; 03-12-2014, 02:08 PM.
              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              • #4087
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                Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                Nice guy, Will.

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                Cheers!
                VJ
                This one needs ot be in the other thread on here about how not everyone in the world is out to steal from you etc

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                • #4088
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                  Who said Alcohol is Harmful ???

                  - 2 Rounds Of Brandy
                  30 Minutes Before Meal , Helps Digestion.

                  - 1 Glass Of Beer  After Waking Up, Helps Activate Internal Organs.

                  - 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep , Avoids Heart Attacks.

                  - 1 Glass Of Wine 🍷Before Bath , Reduces Blood Pressure.

                  - 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting, Helps Quick Decisions.

                  Pass It To All You Care.
                  Kindness Costs Nothing..!!! CHEERS

                  Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk

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                  • #4089
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                    Meanwhile in US of A...


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                    Cheers!
                    VJ
                    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                    The girl said, 'NO!'


                    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                    THE END

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                    • #4090
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Originally posted by sumitro_d View Post
                      Who said Alcohol is Harmful ???

                      - 2 Rounds Of Brandy you meant (2 rounds?=u meant 2 pegs or 2 bottles )
                      30 Minutes Before Meal , Helps Digestion.

                      - 1 Glass Of Beer  After Waking Up, Helps Activate Internal Organs. (please specify the glass quantity in Milliliters )

                      - 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep , Avoids Heart Attacks. (same ques. round=peg or what )

                      - 1 Glass Of Wine Before Bath , Reduces Blood Pressure.

                      - 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting, Helps Quick Decisions. (peg=90ml or 60ml or 30ml )

                      Pass It To All You Care.
                      Kindness Costs Nothing..!!! CHEERS

                      Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk
                      Sorry if i asked too much but there are persons who take this info so seriously ..so we need to specify the exact quantity

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                      • #4091
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                        Maths irrationality:

                        Thousands of yrs passed, Millions of theorems derived, Crores of formulas made, But stil..

                        "X" is unknown & "XXX" is well known!!
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        • #4092
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                          Everyone else is corrupt, only I am
                          honest #Kejru
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                          Translated: Ye duniya pittal di, Baby doll main sone di!!
                          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                          • #4093
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                            Narendra Modi and Barack Obama were in a bar and discussing politics.
                            A guy walked up to them and asked what was the discussion about.
                            Modi said, "We are planning to kill 14 crore Paki*****s and Sunny Leone."
                            The guy asked them, "Why Sunny Leone?"
                            Modi turns to Mr Obama and says, "See I told you nobody cares about 14 crore."
                            ------
                            Sunny Leone arrives at a railway station in India for shooting a scene. A beggar says, "Behanji 1 rupiya dedo" (Sister please give me one rupee). Sunny Leone happily gave him Rs 1000. Her secretary asks her, "Why did you give him 1000 rupees?" Sunny says, “Pehli bar kisi ne behan kaha hai… dil bhavuk ho gaya."
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                            Q) What is the similarity between Sunny Deol and Sunny Leone? Ans) They both shout a lot in their movies.

                            Q) If Sunny Leone gets married to Sunny Deol. What would be her name? Ans) Sunny Deol!
                            New Brushed Titanium Theme For XBHP Forum (Full Dynamic Width With Depth Effects) For Your Chrome, Firefox & Opera.

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                            • #4094
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                              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                              • #4095
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                                Santa was driving car very fast, Traffic police caught him.

                                Santa - Sir, I am learning driving.

                                Police - without Teacher?

                                Santa - ya, it is correspondence Course.
                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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