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Still laughing.
Hahaha iPhone

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Baap (Bahot Gusse me): Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.

Beta (Proudly ): Jo Insaan Apne
Dushmano Se Bhaag jaye, Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa.

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Two boys go into a forest and walk around.
Suddenly they see a naked women, then one of
the boys run away.
The other chases after him. The boy asked
"Why did u run away?"
The other said "My mom told me if i saw a
naked women i'd turn to stone, i already felt
something getting getting hard."
@bavlo dat chicken

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Son: "Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter".
Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must
promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even
hotter!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.
Angela is also your sister." 
This went on couple of times and the son was so
mad,
he went straight to his mother
Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with
six girls but I can't date any of them because daddys their father!"
The mother hugshim affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want.
Dont listen to him He isn't your father."
Son Fainted...!!!
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For newbies on the forum, we once had a member called Kamlesh Kanda. His posts were downright funny. He was banned for posting DUI related stuff.

His posts below. Please enjoy reading them, but don't follow them.

BTW, I'll forever remember his most famous post.

"You sms me ur number, I'll sms my number too."

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Damn I remember reading his posts. Thanks for getting back those lovely posts divya bhai

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Taken from Rohan's (IIRC) signature a.ka. TenHut (Powerdrift)

"when i ride bullet before my bullet was solid condition but i once race with a Ceilo car and my engine size. mechancic say bullet is good bike but no racing. it is good for three people and very powerful.
one day when i become rich i but ducati and then I race with cars. not now.
kamlesh kanda"

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Now I definitely got something to pass my time before going to bed

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A LESSON IN MORALS

One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story.

Little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."

When the teacher asked for the moral of the story, Suzy replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."

Little Lucy went next. "My dad owns a farm too. Every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only eight of the 12 eggs hatched."

Again, the teacher asked for the moral of the story.

Lucy replied, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."

Next up was little Johnny. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed but could only take a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down, he drank the case of beer. Then he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but then he ran out of bullets! So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. Then the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands."

The teacher looked a little shocked. After clearing her throat, she asked what possible moral there could be to this story.

"Well," Johnny replied, "Don't mess with Uncle Ted when he's been drinking."

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India's got talent!

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[MENTION=47074]Divya[/MENTION] Bhai
Serouusly. .?
Is it real. .?
I drink whissky and drop 20Times
I am Indian nagafgarh.
Bhai divya, if you ever came delhi, I will personally meet you and give you a pizza treat.
Kapil sharma,johny lever, etc are failed in front of kamlesh.
Still laughing
Divya Bhai YOURE MINE MR INDIA.
Your karizma can handle three guys. .?

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[MENTION=15693]princesirohi[/MENTION] sir, I like your jacket, you look like pokemon.
Hahahhshahhshahah
Somebody save me,,.

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