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    WTF!!!

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    Cheers!!!
    Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
    Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
    Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
    Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
    Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

    10 years into riding :D
    Live2Race. . .

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      Originally posted by simao View Post
      Sent from my GT-I9082 using xBhp Connect mobile app
      Yes they would.. but they will be termed as iAir :P

      Meaning of iAir - a space through which Air enters into the iCar
      Last edited by rreneav1987; 10-31-2013, 06:19 PM.
      Splendor - 2k to 2006
      Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
      P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
      Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
      ZMR - 2010 to Forever
      RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
      Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
      RayZ - 2015 til now
      Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


      Delhi to Narkanda
      Delhi to Coimbatore
      Delhi to Nepal

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        Originally posted by Rakesh Rok View Post
        WTF!!!

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        Cheers!!!
        And the indicators from P200NS....
        Last edited by sambit; 10-31-2013, 06:59 PM.
        HH Dawn - TVS Star City - Yamaha Gladiator - TVS RTR 180 - Honda CBR 250R - Yamaha R3

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          I got a call from Bank and the GIRL said, "Sir if you invest 4000/- per month you will get 1 cr after your retirement"

          My ans.:- Nice offer but make it reverse give me 1cr today and take 5000/- PM from me till my retirement.

          She simply disconnected the call....

          Maine kuchh galat bola??
          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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            Want to laugh out more, here is the bike used....

            Fare thee well xBhp, All the best for being the biggest name in corporate world

            FAQs-RTR owners
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              Originally posted by sambit View Post
              And the indicators from P200NS....
              and I think the BMW K1300R actually used must be a fz in disguise . . .

              Cheers!!!
              Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
              Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
              Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
              Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
              Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

              10 years into riding :D
              Live2Race. . .

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                Originally posted by princesirohi View Post
                I received a phone call from a job consultant today. She said "sir I have 2 openings for you"

                I said "I know"


                After a long silence she hung up the phone..

                

                Sent from my GT-S5570 using Tapatalk 2

                laughed out loud in office while reading it people were wondering what happnd..
                Ride Safe..
                Mosin

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                  Arj kiya hai....

                  Maine hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai.
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                  Grapes,🍇🚿
                  Mango,🍋🚿
                  Apple,🚿
                  Chiku🍈🚿
                  amrud🍏🚿
                  cherry🍒🚿
                  Pineapple🍍🚿
                  Strawberry🚿
                  Pear🍐🚿
                  Watermelon🚿

                  Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain.
                  Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana....
                  Hygenic hota hai...

                  Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

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                    Originally posted by ashoka_bnglr View Post
                    Arj kiya hai....

                    Maine hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai.
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                    Grapes,
                    Mango,
                    Apple,
                    Chiku
                    amrud
                    cherry
                    Pineapple
                    Strawberry
                    Pear
                    Watermelon

                    Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain.
                    Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana....
                    Hygenic hota hai...

                    Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2


                    What kinda idiot washes watermelon/pineapple

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                      Originally posted by HyperRetard View Post
                      What kinda idiot washes watermelon/pineapple
                      Some normal retard may be



                      Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

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                        For my married bachelor bikers

                        MILLION DOLLOR TRUTH ...

                        "Wife is cute when she is mute"

                        and

                        "hubby is honey when he gives money"
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                          A blonde teacher notices a boy in the schoolyard standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun.

                          She takes pity on him. 'You ok?'

                          'Yes.'

                          'You can play with the other kids you know.’

                          'It's best I stay here.'

                          'Why?' says the blonde.

                          The boy says: "Because I'm the f...ing goalkeeper!"

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                            Ride safe and have fun.
                            Regards
                            Nadeem

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                              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                                Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington.





                                The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to Obama

                                What Changes I Should Make To America







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